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My self-summary
ayy lmao

I got a D20 on my ring finger cause I'm married to the game.

I work in software and absolutely love it. The future is now.

I'm weird as shit and enjoy intriguing people.

I've been throwing and promoting electronic music events since I was 19, but haven't gotten a chance to have another since moving back to MA from NY (renting venues is mad expensive here, and the scene is lacking in what I strive for). I have a very Do-It-Yourself mentality and love learning how to fix just about anything and everything. My brain is pretty much a hybrid of Mad Max and Blade Runner; an enigma machine of sorts. I'm good with vehicles but my toolbox was stolen last year so I'm lacking in tools.

I sold off my motorcycle fleet, but riding is a big part of my life, so if you're not okay with motorcycles we probably won't get along too awesomely. I practically grew up at New England Dragway and enjoy racing, but not circle track because that ish is boring A F.

I've also got about twenty or so tattoos on my feet, ankles, inner lip, hands, and arms (ex: http://i.imgur.com/Q3nHylw.jpg ).
What I’m doing with my life
I test software, throw and promote electronic music events, DJ, and model. I dabble in photography, art, and music production, whether it be electronic or otherwise. I have to replace my bass and electric that were stolen, but apart form that I've got a Stratacoustic, uke, and keyboard. I routinely play events in upstate NY so I'm in that area every month or so.

I enjoy making ASMR videos for others who experience this phenomenon to enjoy. Basically if you've ever felt tingles from a head massage, light touches, or personal attention you have ASMR. Sometimes visual and/or audio triggers can work. That's what I try and do with my videos :)

http://delicioussanity.com for those interested in my photos and musings, or http://djeviscerate.com for those interested in my mixes. @djeviscerate on Instagram if you care to view mostly pointless images.

http://ronpaulbitcoin.com if you're into my type of humor. Maybe we can even decide on a new heinous post together. Chemtrails, illuminati, NSA, etc. etc.
I’m really good at
Wearing many hats (figuratively) and making people laugh. I was a bit of a jester for my friends back in high school, and even somehow managed to get voted class clown despite sleeping though 80% of my senior year. Hooray for dated superlatives!
The first things people usually notice about me
My raging, hard personality.

I suppose it would be my hair (currently black in front and white in back) or attire. I spend most of my time in black leather boots and wear a lot of clothing and jewelry that incorporates skulls. I also absolutely love pretty dresses, but shy away from heels most of the time because they aren't practical.

I have more [p]leather jackets than I could count on both hands and rotate the patches I've created across various jackets I own.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: American Psycho, Fight Club, Glamorama, Less Than Zero, Johnny the Homicidal Maniac, The Rules of Attraction

Movies: The Royal Tenenbaums, Miyazaki films, Boondock Saints, The Usual Suspects, Donnie Darko, Battle Royale

Shows: Arrested Development, The Walking Dead, Archer, Workaholics, Shameless, The Office, Portlandia, Breaking Bad, Nurse Jackie, Sons of Anarchy, Bob's Burgers, South Park

Music: thrash, black, and death metal; indie folk; dubstep/drumstep/anything menacing and bass-heavy; alternative rock; hip-hop; punk; hardcore; ska

Food: Corned beef, steak, steak, steak, pierogi, kielbasa, buffalo chicken wraps, Caesar salad

I'm a big fan of Bret Easton Ellis, movies that rope me in and make me want to take action (oh, to be a vigilante), hilarious/complex television shows, wonderfully composed music, and anything that tastes delicious (pierogi, hummus, oranges, steak, foodstuffs).
The six things I could never do without
My kitties, pup, motorcycles, instruments/sound equipment, food.

Oh, and the internet I suppose.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Music and human interactions.
On a typical Friday night I am
Playing video games, out with friends / at a show, practicing DJing or some other music ish, playing guitar and sloppily singing along, drawing, or internetting.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm a bit of a psychonaut.

I'm the person in your neighborhood with the disgustingly named SSID.

I might be able to freestyle better than you.

I had an exhibitor pass to PAX East and I wasn't an exhibitor.

I typically live in squalor but try to avoid it.

I've retired a human by mistake.

It's easy to say "no hard feelings" when you're talking to a robot.

I know too much about the legal system.
You should message me if
-You aren't looking for just sex
-You think the future is now
-You have a love for a broad spectrum of music and want to share your favorite tracks / artists with me
-You want to play MTG but not with tourney decks
-You won't play Levels or Animals unless you're looking to torture someone
-You enjoy being goofy
-You find my profile to be "super tight butthole"
-You like meat, motorcycles, and scotch
-You're Nergal from Behemoth (also acceptable: Orion)
-You're part of Cicada 3301 and are looking to recruit me
...and you are going to say more than just "hey ;)".