IAmMikeIRL
29 Medford, United States
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My self-summary
I am stupid, uninteresting, and mean.
What I’m doing with my life
I spent a few years traveling the country working on gay rights campaigns. Now I am a lazy writer who doesn't recognize sunlight, and I work in retail like one day a week.

I spend my free time trying to get better at writing, drawing, playing piano, and speaking other languages. I'm still very bad at all of them, and lie about how often I practice.

I don't have a car, or a life, or a penis. I do have a cat.

My beard is currently bigger than in the pictures btw.
I’m really good at
Self deprecation.
The first things people usually notice about me
My gmail password is m0mmy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Movies: Silence of the Lambs and Synecdoche NY (TIED)

Currently reading: going through all the Vonnegut I haven't read, and a friend's unpublished manuscript.

Currently listening to: JOANNA NEWSOM, Counting Crows, Kate Bush, Joanna Newsom, Bruce Springsteen, David Bowie, (Joanna Newsom).

Currently eating: shit.
The six things I could never do without
Self confidence.
Humor.
Hatred.
Kindness.
Truth.
Lies.

EDIT: 7-8) Trivia. Karaoke.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Self improvement.
On a typical Friday night I am
Regretting the week I wasted.
You should message me if
You have a good beard, or face, or personality.
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