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My self-summary
I'm with a god among men and we're seeking a threesome. Nothing serious, just casual fun. I like to think we're groovy people and I can guarantee you'll have a good time.

According to OKC I'm sexperienced and aggressive -- pretty accurate, though I think I prefer "assertive" (note: not domme). I know what I want, and a lotta dudes find that intimidating. If you prefer your women timid and subdued, please move on!

I know that my profile probably seems quite blunt but that's only because I'm looking for a very specific thing and I don't want to waste anyone's time. I'm otherwise a kind, caring, friendly person and I love fun conversation!

I tend to like tall, well-built guys with dark features but I'm open to all types. A big dick, an aggressive attitude in bed, and a weakness for a big round booty are a must, though.
What I’m doing with my life
Until recently I was a high school Spanish teacher. I'm now an AVID tutor in Leander while I explore master's programs. I get to discuss questions from human geography to pre cal to economics on the daily, so it's a fun challenge.

I LOVE traveling and I do it whenever possible. This year I've been to Atlanta, Charleston, Denver; Australia and New Zealand. Next year is Brazil and Argentina with a group of students.

I've lived in Australia and Argentina, and have also visited Uruguay and Spain.
I’m really good at
Anything related to language (reading, writing, acquisition, etc.), pub trivia, identifying which celebrity someone looks like, communicating. I enjoy a quiet evening in with my partner, cooking something delectable with a Ca$h Money playlist on in the background. I'm also quite skilled at reading people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tits, my glasses, my red lipstick, my totally rad Vans, my totally rad teal boots, my totally rad earrings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: 60s and 70s prog rock, ambient/psychill, 80s pop synth, ANYTHING 90s, black metal, stoner and doom metal, psychedelic rock, blues, Texas honky tonk, merengue, bachata, reggaetón, late 90s and early 2000s rap and hip hop, Metallica. Listening to a lot of My Sleeping Karma lately.

TayVay: Luther, Rake, Dreamland, Peepshow, Saxondale, Gav and Stacy, Psych, Snuff Box, IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, QI, Burn Notice, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Lady Dynamite, That Mitchell and Webb Look, BFQotY, Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett version), Home Movies, Top Gear UK, Louie, Wilfred, Chaser's War on Everything, Good News Week, Judge Judy, Parks and Rec, The Inbetweeners, Arrested Development, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Doc Martin, Midsomer Murders, Poirot, Murder She Wrote, Alan Partridge, 3rd Rock
The six things I could never do without
My music collection
A great pair o' tits
God (haha just kidding)
A daily dose of dick
A good dickin' down
Your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Let's be honest, it doesn't matter. You're probably still drooling over my boobs.

I think a lot about the education system in the US and what it says about our culture and our country's future (we're fucked). I think about language, I think about connections, I think about what side I could pair with that ahi tuna steak I'm cooking tonight or how I could POSSIBLY improve upon avocado and toast.

I'm the kind of person that can't DO something until I can visualize it... so I spend a lot of time thinking, pondering, stewing, contemplating, deliberating, musing, ruminating...

My partner complements me well because he can put my visions into action. He's a hands-on kinda guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
at Dirty Dog, Sidewinder, Mohawk, Grizzly Hall, The Lost Well, Empire, Hotel Vegas, barracuda, Swan Dive... sometimes Barbarella's. Sometimes I'll go to the Hideout, other times I'll go to Pinballz. If we aren't doing that we're usually at home tripping balls. It's all good, I'm down for whatever.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think lips and hands tell a lot about the kind of person and/or lover someone is and they can be a dealbreaker for me. So even though Tony Romo is adorable in every other regard, he has the same upper lip as Kevin from The Office. A thin upper lip makes for a bad kisser.
You should message me if
You're confident enough to take on an alpha female and perhaps to let her partner get involved, too (though not required, he can just watch).

I don't like playing games, so if you're interested shoot me a message.