IAmTheMercury
28 Austin, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there. I'm in a hopelessly happy relationship with a god among and we're here seeking people to play with us. Nothing serious, just casual fun. I like to think we're groovy people and I can guarantee* you'll have a good time.

According to OKC I'm sexperienced and aggressive -- pretty accurate, though I think I prefer "assertive" (animalistic, not domme). I know what I want, and a lotta dudes find that intimidating. If you prefer your women timid and subdued, please move on.

I tend to like tall, well-built guys with dark features but I'm open to all types. A fairly big dick, an aggressive attitude in bed, and a weakness for a big round booty are a must, though. (Note: also attracted to women)

*Money back guarantee if returned with proof of purchase within 30 days
What I’m doing with my life
Until last week I was a high school Spanish teacher. I just quit my job, which was pretty devastating for me, but I'm taking a little time to grieve, recuperate, and explore my options.

I LOVE traveling. I do it whenever possible. This year I've been to Atlanta, Charleston, Denver; Australia and New Zealand.
I’m really good at
a number of things. Care to find out?

Anything related to language (reading, writing, acquisition, etc.), pub trivia, identifying which celebrity someone looks like, communicating. I enjoy a quiet evening in with my partner, cooking something delectable, with a Ca$h Money playlist on in the background. We do a lot of cooking. I'm also quite skilled at reading people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tits, my glasses, my lipstick, my totally rad Vans. Nothing of substance, unfortunately.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: 60s and 70s prog rock, ambient/psychill, 80s pop synth, ANYTHING 90s, black metal, stoner and doom metal, psychedelic rock, blues, Texas honky tonk, merengue, bachata, reggaetón, late 90s and early 2000s rap and hip hop, Metallica. Listening to a lot of The Sword lately.
The six things I could never do without
My music collection
A great pair o' tits
Absurdity
God (haha just kidding)
Shrooms
Your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Let's be honest, it doesn't matter. You're probably still drooling over my boobs.

I think a lot about the education system in the US and what it says about our culture and about our country's future (we're fucked). I think about language, I think about connections, I think about what side I could pair with that ahi tuna steak I'm cooking tonight or how I could POSSIBLY improve upon avocado and toast.

I'm the kind of person that can't DO something until I can visualize it... so I spend a lot of time thinking, pondering, contemplating, deliberating, musing, ruminating...

My partner complements me well because he can put my visions into action. He's a hands-on kinda guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
at Dirty Dog, Sidewinder, Mohawk, Grizzly Hall, The Lost Well, Empire, Hotel Vegas, barracuda, Swan Dive... sometimes Barbarella's. Sometimes I'll go to the Hideout, other times I'll go to Pinballz. It's all good, I'm down for whatever.

If I'm not there, I'm at home tripping balls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think lips and hands tell a lot about the kind of person and/or lover someone is and they can actually be a dealbreaker for me.
You should message me if
You're confident enough to take on an alpha female and perhaps to let her partner get involved, too (though not required, he can just watch).

I don't like playing games, so if you're interested shoot me a message.
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