IAmTheMercury
29Rio de Janeiro, Brazil
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My self-summary
** In Rio until Monday, Iguazú until Wednesday, and Buenos Aires until Friday.**

Oi! No falo portugues, pero lo puedo leer muito bem. Hablo español e inglés.

My wonderful (straight) man and I are on OKC looking to expand our sexual horizons, and are interested in a third guy joining us for group fun only. We're only interested in casual fun but that could be both in and out of the bedroom.

As far as my "type" goes I can't really give a description because chemistry is the biggest determining factor. I am most attracted to men with well-developed interpersonal skills who are tactful but direct, and I will not respond to disrespectful or tasteless messages. A weakness for a big round booty is a must, and I love big dicks.

If you have any questions about who we are or what we're looking for, don't hesitate to ask! We look forward to hearing from you.
What I’m doing with my life
A former middle school/high school Spanish teacher, I now teach Adult Basic Education (GED and ESL) by night, and teach as an adjunct professor teaching freshman seminar by day. My schedule changes a lot. I'm looking to get back into teaching Spanish this coming fall, though. Or maybe the corporate training arena. We'll see what happens.

I LOVE traveling and I do it whenever possible. Last year was Australia and New Zealand, this year is Brazil and Argentina with a group of students. We're also heading back to New Zealand in November, and on to Iceland next January. On the domestic side we've done Denver, Chicago, and Philadelphia.

I've lived in Australia and Argentina, and have visited Uruguay and Spain, and New Zealand rather extensively.
I’m really good at
Anything related to language (reading, writing, acquisition, etc.), pub trivia, identifying which celebrity someone looks like, communicating effectively. I enjoy a quiet evening in with my partner, cooking something delectable with a Ca$h Money Millionaires playlist on in the background. I'm also quite skilled at reading people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tits, my glasses, my red lipstick, my totally rad Vans, my totally rad teal boots, my totally rad earrings. None of the important stuff, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Muzak: 60s and 70s prog rock, ambient/psychill, 80s pop synth, ANYTHING 90s, black metal, stoner and doom metal, psychedelic rock, blues, Texas honky tonk, merengue, bachata, reggaetón, late 90s and early 2000s rap and hip hop, Metallica. Listening to a lot of Samsara Blues Experiment lately.

TayVay: Luther, Rake, Dreamland, Peepshow, Saxondale, Gav and Stacy, Psych, Snuff Box, IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, QI, Burn Notice, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Lady Dynamite, That Mitchell and Webb Look, BFQotY, Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett version), Home Movies, Top Gear UK, Grand Tour, Louie, Wilfred, Chaser's War on Everything, Good News Week, Judge Judy, The Real Husbands of Hollywood, Parks and Rec, The Inbetweeners, Arrested Development, Real Husbands of Hollywood, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Doc Martin, Midsomer Murders, Poirot, Murder She Wrote, Alan Partridge, 3rd Rock, Toast of London, Kimmy Schmidt
Six things I could never do without
The "Stoned Meadow of Doom" YouTube channel
A great pair o' tits
Absurdity
God (haha just kidding)
Shrooms
A good dickin' down
Your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I mostly think about why it's so fucking difficult to find a good match for a threesome.

I'm the kind of person that can't DO something until I can visualize it... so I spend a lot of time thinking, pondering, stewing, contemplating, deliberating, musing, ruminating...

My partner complements me well because he can put my visions into action. He's a hands-on kinda guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
at Dirty Dog, Sidewinder, Mohawk, Grizzly Hall, The Lost Well, Empire, Beer Land, Volstead, The Electric Church, Hotel Vegas, Barracuda Lounge, Swan Dive... sometimes Barbarella or Volstead for dancing. Sometimes we'll go to the Hideout, other times we'll go to Pinballz. If we aren't doing that we're usually at home tripping balls. We're pretty laid back and can have a good time doing pretty much anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a squirter.
You should message me if
Actually, DON'T message me about my fucking tits.

DON'T message me unless you have something meaningful to say. Telling me I'm pretty or making trivial small talk are not meaningful comments. Don't waste my time -- or yours!

You should also message me if you're looking for a "funguy" hook up.
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