IAmTheMercury
28Austin, United States
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My self-summary
Hey there! My wonderful (straight) man and I are on OKC looking to expand our sexual horizons, and are interested in group fun with another person (straight male or bi female) or a couple. We're looking for casual fun, but that pertains to both in and out of the bedroom.

As far as my "type" goes I can't really give a description because chemistry is really the biggest determining factor. However, I will say that a big dick, an aggressive attitude in bed, and a weakness for a big round booty are a must.

If you have any questions about who we are or what we're looking for, don't hesitate to ask! We look forward to hearing from you.
What I’m doing with my life
A former middle school/high school Spanish teacher. I now teach adult basic education (GED and digital literacy) by night, and do AVID tutoring by day.

I LOVE traveling and I do it whenever possible. Last year was Australia and New Zealand, this year is Brazil and Argentina with a group of students.

I've lived in Australia and Argentina, and have visited Uruguay and Spain.
I’m really good at
Anything related to language (reading, writing, acquisition, etc.), pub trivia, identifying which celebrity someone looks like, communicating effectively. I enjoy a quiet evening in with my partner, cooking something delectable with a Ca$h Money Millionaires playlist on in the background. I'm also quite skilled at reading people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tits, my glasses, my red lipstick, my totally rad Vans, my totally rad teal boots, my totally rad earrings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: 60s and 70s prog rock, ambient/psychill, 80s pop synth, ANYTHING 90s, black metal, stoner and doom metal, psychedelic rock, blues, Texas honky tonk, merengue, bachata, reggaetón, late 90s and early 2000s rap and hip hop, Metallica. Listening to a lot of Spaceslug lately.

TayVay: Luther, Rake, Dreamland, Peepshow, Saxondale, Gav and Stacy, Psych, Snuff Box, IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, QI, Burn Notice, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Lady Dynamite, That Mitchell and Webb Look, BFQotY, Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett version), Home Movies, Top Gear UK, Grand Tour, Louie, Wilfred, Chaser's War on Everything, Good News Week, Judge Judy, Parks and Rec, The Inbetweeners, Arrested Development, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Doc Martin, Midsomer Murders, Poirot, Murder She Wrote, Alan Partridge, 3rd Rock, Grand Tour
Six things I could never do without
My music collection
A great pair o' tits
Absurdity
God (haha just kidding)
Shrooms
A good dickin' down
Your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Let's be honest, it doesn't matter. You're probably still drooling over my boobs.

I think a lot about the education system in the US and what it says about our culture and our country's future (we're fucked). I think about language, I think about connections, I think about what side I could pair with that ahi tuna steak I'm cooking tonight or how I could POSSIBLY improve upon avocado and toast.

I'm the kind of person that can't DO something until I can visualize it... so I spend a lot of time thinking, pondering, stewing, contemplating, deliberating, musing, ruminating...

My partner complements me well because he can put my visions into action. He's a hands-on kinda guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
at Dirty Dog, Sidewinder, Mohawk, Grizzly Hall, The Lost Well, Empire, Hotel Vegas, Barracuda Lounge, Swan Dive... sometimes Barbarella or Volstead for dancing. Sometimes we'll go to the Hideout, other times we'll go to Pinballz. If we aren't doing that we're usually at home tripping balls. We're pretty laid back and can have a good time doing pretty much anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think lips and hands tell a lot about the kind of person and/or lover someone is and they can be a dealbreaker for me. So even though Tony Romo is adorable in every other regard, he has the same upper lip as Kevin Malone from The Office. A thin upper lip makes for a bad kisser.
You should message me if
You're confident enough to get involved with an awesome, down-to-earth couple.

I don't like playing games, so if you're interested shoot me a message.

You should also message me if you're looking for a funguy hook up.
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