IAmTheMercury
29Austin, United States
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My self-summary
My wonderful (straight) man and I are on OKC looking for fun, and are interested in a 3rd joining us for group fun only. We're only interested in casual fun but I suppose that could be both in and out of the bedroom.

Listen boys, you can send me whatever kind of message you like -- but be warned, the amount of effort you put forth will be returned in kind. Don't be surprised if I respond unkindly to your "lol tits" comment, and know that I will never, ever fuck you.
What I’m doing with my life
A former middle school/high school Spanish teacher, I am now in the Adult Education game with a constantly increasing number of roles. I work for a non-profit organization that provides a number of services including adult education, and my work empowering people and helping them succeed is incredibly rewarding. I am involved in community outreach, instructional coaching, and teaching.
I’m really good at
Anything related to language, pub trivia, identifying which celebrity or love child someone looks like, communicating effectively, emotional intelligence.
The first things people usually notice about me
Guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Muzak: 60s and 70s prog rock, ambient/psychill, 80s pop synth, ANYTHING 90s, black metal, stoner and doom metal, psychedelic rock, blues, Texas honky tonk, merengue, bachata, reggaetón, late 90s and early 2000s rap and hip hop, Metallica. Listening to a lot of Golden Void lately.

TayVay: Luther, Rake, Dreamland, Peepshow, Saxondale, Gav and Stacy, Psych, Snuff Box, IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, QI, Burn Notice, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Lady Dynamite, That Mitchell and Webb Look, BFQotY, Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett version), Home Movies, Top Gear UK, Grand Tour, Louie, Wilfred, Chaser's War on Everything, Good News Week, Judge Judy, The Real Husbands of Hollywood, Parks and Rec, The Inbetweeners, Arrested Development, Real Husbands of Hollywood, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Doc Martin, Midsomer Murders, Poirot, Murder She Wrote, Alan Partridge, 3rd Rock, Toast of London, Kimmy Schmidt
Six things I could never do without
The "Stoned Meadow of Doom" YouTube channel
Absurdity
God (haha just kidding)
Shrooms
A good dickin' down
Your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I mostly think about why it's so fucking difficult to find a good match for a threesome.

I'm the kind of person that can't DO something until I can visualize it... so I spend a lot of time thinking, pondering, stewing, contemplating, deliberating, musing, ruminating...

My partner complements me well because he can put my visions into action. He's a hands-on kinda guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
at Dirty Dog, Sidewinder, Mohawk, Grizzly Hall, The Lost Well, Empire, Beer Land, Volstead, The Electric Church, Hotel Vegas, Barracuda Lounge, Swan Dive... sometimes Barbarella or Volstead for dancing. Sometimes we'll go to the Hideout, other times we'll go to Pinballz. If we aren't doing that we're usually at home tripping balls.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not a squirter.
You should message me if
You want to have a threesome. Get to the point, I don't do small talk. ("get to the point" does not mean be disrespectful)

You should also message me if you're looking for a "funguy" hook up.
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