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My self-summary
Hey there! My wonderful (straight) man and I are on OKC looking to expand our sexual horizons, and are interested in group fun only with another straight guy. We're only interested in casual fun but that could be both in and out of the bedroom.

As far as my "type" goes I can't really give a description because chemistry is the biggest determining factor. I am most attracted to men with well-developed interpersonal skills who are tactful but direct, and I will not respond to disrespectful or tasteless messages. A weakness for a big round booty is a must, and I love big dicks.

If you have any questions about who we are or what we're looking for, don't hesitate to ask! We look forward to hearing from you.
What I’m doing with my life
A former middle school/high school Spanish teacher. I now teach adult basic education (GED and ESL) by night, and will am working as an adjunct professor over the summer teaching learning skills! My schedule changes a lot. I'm looking to get back into teaching Spanish this coming fall, though, or maybe to get into the AVID game.

I LOVE traveling and I do it whenever possible. Last year was Australia and New Zealand, this year is Brazil and Argentina with a group of students. We're also heading back to New Zealand in November. On the domestic side we've done Denver and Colorado, and are heading to Philadelphia this month.

I've lived in Australia and Argentina, and have visited Uruguay and Spain.
I’m really good at
Anything related to language (reading, writing, acquisition, etc.), pub trivia, identifying which celebrity someone looks like, communicating effectively. I enjoy a quiet evening in with my partner, cooking something delectable with a Ca$h Money Millionaires playlist on in the background. I'm also quite skilled at reading people.
The first things people usually notice about me
My tits, my glasses, my red lipstick, my totally rad Vans, my totally rad teal boots, my totally rad earrings.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: 60s and 70s prog rock, ambient/psychill, 80s pop synth, ANYTHING 90s, black metal, stoner and doom metal, psychedelic rock, blues, Texas honky tonk, merengue, bachata, reggaetón, late 90s and early 2000s rap and hip hop, Metallica. Listening to a lot of Spaceslug lately.

TayVay: Luther, Rake, Dreamland, Peepshow, Saxondale, Gav and Stacy, Psych, Snuff Box, IT Crowd, Mighty Boosh, QI, Burn Notice, Garth Marenghi's Dark Place, Lady Dynamite, That Mitchell and Webb Look, BFQotY, Sherlock Holmes (Jeremy Brett version), Home Movies, Top Gear UK, Grand Tour, Louie, Wilfred, Chaser's War on Everything, Good News Week, Judge Judy, Parks and Rec, The Inbetweeners, Arrested Development, Real Husbands of Hollywood, The Increasingly Poor Decisions of Todd Margaret, Doc Martin, Midsomer Murders, Poirot, Murder She Wrote, Alan Partridge, 3rd Rock, Grand Tour
Six things I could never do without
My music collection
A great pair o' tits
God (haha just kidding)
A good dickin' down
Your mom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I mostly think about why it's so fucking difficult to find a good match for a threesome.

I'm the kind of person that can't DO something until I can visualize it... so I spend a lot of time thinking, pondering, stewing, contemplating, deliberating, musing, ruminating...

My partner complements me well because he can put my visions into action. He's a hands-on kinda guy.
On a typical Friday night I am
at Dirty Dog, Sidewinder, Mohawk, Grizzly Hall, The Lost Well, Empire, Hotel Vegas, Barracuda Lounge, Swan Dive... sometimes Barbarella or Volstead for dancing. Sometimes we'll go to the Hideout, other times we'll go to Pinballz. If we aren't doing that we're usually at home tripping balls. We're pretty laid back and can have a good time doing pretty much anything.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think lips and hands tell a lot about the kind of person and/or lover someone is and they can be a dealbreaker for me. So even though Tony Romo is adorable in every other regard, he has the same upper lip as Kevin Malone from The Office. A thin upper lip makes for a bad kisser.
You should message me if
Actually, DON'T message me unless you have something meaningful to say. Telling me I'm pretty or making trivial small talk are not meaningful comments. Don't waste my time -- or yours!

You should also message me if you're looking for a "funguy" hook up.
The two of us