27 Swindon, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Light-hearted guy with a penchant for offensively bright trousers. Occasional hermit.

Developing an affinity for questionable life choices.

Love to laugh and chat about life, the universe and everything.

"Any man who can drive safely while kissing a pretty girl is simply not giving the kiss the attention it deserves," was one of the smartest things Einstein ever said.
What I’m doing with my life
Quite often creating great works of fiction for financial advisers; alternatively, writing reports for the good ones.

Smiling and beguiling.

Currently being uncertain about a great deal.

Forcing myself into running. My legs hate me right about now.
I’m really good at
- Listening.
- Eating inordinate amounts of food
- Making plans.
- Not following said plans.
- Accumulating things I don't need.
- Three-point turns (I gave up the ability to parallel park though).
- Awful jokes (as in appallingly bad, not hideously offensive).
- Messy cooking.
- Helping others but then getting a little bit precious about it.
- Self-deprecation.
- Faffing around.
- Landing on my feet.
The first things people usually notice about me
- That like most people my age, I'm 27.
- That I usually pick an awful shirt and tie combination.

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Trying to branch out after finishing the ASoIaF series (suggestions welcome!), other favourites include the Discworld series, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Animal Farm and Sherlock Holmes novels. History books (modern) are a good read.

All the usual suspects: Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, Scarface, American History X, Shaun of the Dead, Superbad etc. MCU! Most childrens films are tops too - last few Disney films have been amazing. Got myself a Cineworld Unlimited card and it's my new favourite thing.

TV Shows
South Park, Rick and Morty, Bob's Burgers, Arrested Development, Spaced, Flight of the Conchords, Archer and Game of Thrones. Recently went on a nostalgia trip with Dragon Ball Z. It's not as good as I remembered - DBZA is better.

Arcade Fire, Beastie Boys, Belle & Sebastian, The Cure, The Decemberists, Eels, Flaming Lips, Gogol Bordello, Gorillaz, Hot Chip, I Am Kloot, Interpol, Manics, Modest Mouse, Nirvana, Pixies, Pulp, Radiohead, The Smiths, Vampire Weekend, Reggie Watts and Weezer.

My last.fm, because why not? http://www.last.fm/user/kayjaybles

Scrabble, the Civilization series, EU4, Rocket League, Poker (I'm unreadable but I don't know what I'm doing), Ring of Fire, Worms (Armageddon). Otherwise unplayed games - I've got plenty of those in my Steam library.

Yes please.
The six things I could never do without
In no particular order:

1) Distraction
2) My car
3) Pulling a duvet fresh out of the tumble dryer
4) Ties
5) Spontaneity
6) Puns. Lots of puns.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- Fantastical 'what if' scenarios.
- Witty comebacks that I should have used in arguments that have long gone!
- The next half-baked crackpot scheme I might have.
- Escaping the rat race.
- Buying a knackered old campervan and travelling around Europe.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either being terrorised by my children or getting out and about with friends. Sometimes the odd board-game filled evening or piling through some tv shows. Developing a love/hate relationship with the gym.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
After a heavy night of drinking at a wedding reception in Germany I woke up in the night and managed to fall into the next door neighbour's pond. I was rescued by a big burly German and couldn't quite explain why I went to breakfast in a damp suit the following morning.

I own a onesie and I am completely unashamed by this.

I once got married and my first daughter was born 48 hours later. That was a fun weekend.
You should message me if
...You fancy going for a chat over coffee (or tea, if that's what you're into) - sending messages is nice, but meeting people is nicer.

...You have nothing better to do. ;)