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My self-summary
Hi. I'm glad you found your way here.

Here's the good news: we're a 90-something percent match (and an 8% enemy, whatever that means). The bad news is this:

This is it.

There are no other new OKC profiles.

You have actually run through EVERY SINGLE GUY in this area. This profile is LITERALLY the last profile in the heap. It probably isn't the best one either, so flip back a few and give that guy in the v-neck-bathroom-selfie a second look. It's fine, I'll wait.

I'm a writer, or at least I think I am. I have a regular 9-5 that pays the bills. The rest of my time is divided equally between running, eating, and exploring DC with my dog. You should like dogs and not be a lawyer. I have a strict "never ever date another lawyer" policy.

However, if you ARE a lawyer, you just skimmed the text above and you're going to do whatever you want anyway.

Go for it: I look forward to your message.
What I’m doing with my life
I work in the bowels of government; just like most people here. I run and play soccer. On most Saturdays you'll find me digging through dusty books at the Library of Congress.
I’m really good at
- making older people laugh
- making younger people laugh
- for whatever reason, I'm a total failure at making people my own age laugh. That would include you, so please don't laugh - I'll know you're just doing it to be polite.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall, loud and blonde. Unless you played college basketball, you can wear those 8" stilettos without a problem.

I curse a lot, but in a very charming and caring way.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Podcasts: This American Life, Dan Savage and How Was Your Week?

Music: The last four albums I purchased were by Frank Black & The Catholics, Ween, The Black Keys, and Kid Koala. I'll listen to just about anything and if you get me drunk enough, I'll dance to it too.

TV: Have you seen Hannibal?! Broadchurch on the BBC. American Horror Story.

I also watch New Girl and deny it to my friends.

Food: Here are some gross things I have eaten and the country I ate it in: raw horse (Japan - didn't know it when I was eating it), raw chicken (Japan - knew what I was eating, but I closed my eyes and went to a happy place), couscous (Morocco - it was with a communal spoon), offal (Ireland) and anything prepared in Great Britain.
The six things I could never do without
- College football (On Wisconsin!)
- a pair of running shoes
- books, legal pads, and a laptop
- my passport
- that extra hour of sleep on Saturdays
- a TV on in the background.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The fall. It's my favorite season.
On a typical Friday night I am
This question is inane.
Here's a better one: "What are you looking for in a girl?"

You should be beautiful and confident. You don't have to be witty or charming, but you need to be able to establish a connection with me early on. I want to feel like I've known you my whole life - in the first ten minutes of our first date.

We should probably kiss on the first date. Being a good kisser is a necessity - if you're old enough to date me, you're old enough to know how to kiss. It should be an awesome kiss - I want the fabric of space and time to melt away around us on the first shot. No one should tolerate bad kissing. (Or weird kissing - you know who you are, weird kissers.)

It sounds like a lot, but you should expect the same from any guy on this site. If I'm not feeling it, I won't ask for the second date. Don't take it personally - I'm just looking for a very special girl.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a paralyzing fear of clowns.
You should message me if
...You laughed at any part of this profile.
...You have ever dumped someone because they bored you.
...You have an interesting question that doesn't involve my occupation, salary or ambition.
...You have been to the Red Palace in Tibet.