"I am part punk and part monk,
part rebel and part politician,
part artist and part critic,
part comic, part comic book nerd,
part collector, part salesman,
part wallflower, part rabble-rouser.
I am part fantasy, part fact,
part director, part actor,
part Jefferson, Part Jackson,
I am part priest part Heretic,
part slacker and part scholar,
part fool, part wise,
I am part day and I am part night,
I am part love and I am part spite,
I am open but I am enclosed,
I am part instinct, I am part logic,
I am a dreamer but not always at night,
I am a romantic,
I am part child, I am part adult,
I do not hate I just dislike,
I am many things at once
yet I am nothing at all
However, I am one thing
and that is myself,
I am the toy on the floor
and the toy on the shelf."
I am dry-witted, spontaneous, and Jewish
A) Catcher in the Rye, Harry Potter, The Great Gatsby, The Bible (as a source of amusement), The "His Dark Materials" Series, Slaughterhouse 5, When Will Jesus Bring The Pork Chops?, books about ancient cultures, Langston Hughes, Robert Frost, or any book that I actually managed to finish reading.
B) Newsies, Dogma, Blazing Saddles, Clerks, Clerks 2, Mallrats, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, 300, The Departed, Edward Scisorhands, The Dark Knight, Pirates Of the Carrabien, the Back to the Future, Lord of the Rings, (old) Star Wars, and Indiana Jones trilogies,The Rocketeer, the Producers, Monkey Bone, Bio-dome, Fantasia, Fantasia 2000, Space Balls, South Park the Movie, Team America, Vampire Hunter D and VHD: Bloodlust, Jurassic Park, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, The Untouchables, Dances with Wolves, The Count of Monte Cristo, the Man in the Iron Mask, Robin Hood Men in Tights, Gangs of New York, Independence Day, X-Men, Sin City, Mystery Men, Inherit the Wind, 12 Angry Men, Ice Age, Hackers, Kill Bill 1&2, Iron-man 1&2, Watchmen, Frost / Nixon, Mongul...
C) The Beatles (who doesn't like the Beatles?), Rolling Stones, Ramones, Green Day, Sex Pistols, Buzzcocks, AC/DC, Osaka Popstar, Dead Kennedys, The Donnas, Garbage, David Bowie, Cream, Stravinsky, Gershwin, Beethoven, The Who, Led Zeppelin, Jet, U2, Ima Robot, Incubus, Dropkick Murphys, Bad Religion, Blink 182, Foo Fighters, Social Distortion, Kings of Leon, MC5, The Professionals, Generation X, Flogging Molly, Sham 69, Mickey Avalon, Johnny Cash, Chuck Berry, Jerry Lee Lewis, the Temptations, the Undertones.... there are many more bands I just can't think of them right now.
D)sushi, beef, pizza, Celery(no joke), good cheese, Red Wine, potatoes, Vodka, good beer (not mass-produced American Pilsners like Coors or Budweiser), chili, ramen, bell peppers...
TV) Californication, Family Guy, American Dad, South Park, Weeds, 80's and 90's cartoons, Daily Show, Colbert Report, Stargate SG-1, Stargate Atlantis, Robot Chicken, the Winner, Countdown with Keith Olberman, The Naked Archaeologist, Lost Worlds, How It's Made, History Channel, lately I've been getting into Doctor Who (Old school & New School)