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My self-summary
Peter Griffin is not dead. He is the youngest of two children, golfs irregularly, enjoys movies, wants to travel with someone for a change and loves to talk at length with the woman he loves as well as lay about with her all day for no good reason. He will not cheat on you but will probably drive you crazy daily and many days you will desire nothing more than to be through with him but his charm and average appearance will continue to draw you to him. His odd nature and quiet shyness are things he hopes you will find endearing. He is looking for a young lady simply tired of the routine and blandness life seems intent on offering and who wants to take a chance on finding a person that you can fall in love with even if he is writing his dating profile as though it were an obituary. Flowers can be sent if you so desire. Any women who are not alive need not send flowers.
What I’m doing with my life
I write a blog of movie reviews and while it is not a great success or anything, I am always trying to make it better and share a piece of myself with the world. I do see an inordinate number of movies so if you want to check it out before you go to the theater let me know.
I've written 3 novellas, many short stories (I am currently editing and compiling so stories for a book I hope to self publish on Amazon), 4 Feature Length Screenplays (that need some polishing) and the scripts for a few short films which I would like to shoot myself sometime and see if I could enter them in a few contests. While this is still in the conceptual stage but I'd really love to see something I've written turned into something worth watching at a theater.
I’m really good at
I play a decent game of golf (I can't say "really good" but I can say mildly competent).

I know far too much useless movie trivia. If you ever need to know who is in what movie or tv show, I'm your man.

I am not a easy man to know but I am also "really good at" growing on people. Once you get to know me, you'll want to hug me and kiss me and name me George. I swear.
The first things people usually notice about me
My silence...I am usually quiet at first but as I become more in tune with someone I let loose the mouth and talk. As a co-worker just told me.... "Peter, you are one quiet motherf**ker but you are funny as sh*t."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
MOVIES: This could be a long list so I'll try to be brief... Pacific Rim, The To Do List, The Way Way Back, Star Trek and Star Trek Into Darkness, Taken, Gran Torino, The Wrestler, Lost In translation, Ghost World, Ginger Snaps 1, 2, and Ginger Snaps Back, Clerks, Mallrats, Chasing Amy, Dogma, Red State, Halloween, Love Actually, May, The Godfather series, Seeking a Friend For the End Of The World, This is the End, Existenz, Rocky 1 through Balboa, Mr. Brooks, Crazy Stupid Love, The Karate Kid (original), Better Off Dead, The Neverending Story, The Girl Next Door, The Conjuring, Argo, Liberal Arts, Looper, Ted, Tarantino anything, Safety Not Guaranteed, Perks of Being a Wallflower, Nick and Norah's Infinite Playlist, Scott Pilgrim Vs. The World, Crocodile Dundee 2, The Neverending Story, Suicide Kings, Moulin Rouge, Anchorman, Bubba Ho-Tep, Silence of the Lambs, Hannibal, Heathers, Die Hard (although the last one left me pining for Nakatomi Tower) and so many others. Wanna work through my Netflix Instant Watch Queue?

TV SHOWS: Parks and Rec, How I Met Your Mother, Law and Order: SVU, Supernatural, Twin Peaks, Criminal Minds, True Blood, Cougar Town, Modern Family, NCIS, Happy Endings, Don't trust the B*tch in Apt. 23, Elementary, Fringe, Community, Pretty Little Liars (embarrassing I know), Star Trek (TOS, TNG, DS9, and Voyager...yep one of those) Franklin and Bash, Leverage, Justified, Sherlock, The Misfits, Doctor Who, Torchwood, The West Wing, Deadliest Catch, Veronica Mars (yes I actually did give money to the VM kickstarter movie) Medium, An Idiot Abroad, Roswell, Orange is the New Black, Buffy, and many more...

Books: Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Richard Stark, The Godfather, Stephen King, The Stranger by Camus, The Great Gatsby, Harry Potter goodness, Lunar Park, Less Than Zero, American Psycho, The Dresden Files, Youth In Revolt series (CD Payne) (also a film), Myron Bolitar (Harlan Coben) series, Twilight series...damn you Stephanie Meyer....fricking addicting I tell you! I do not go out of my way to come up with fancy titles or smart sounding authors. I read what I read.

Music: Lady Gaga, Nick Cave, Frank Sinatra, Acid Bath, Korn, Bobby Darin, Dr. Dre, Jackson 5, Michael Jackson, Beatles, Elvis, Lisa Loeb, Journey, Eminem, Huey Lewis and the News, Dido, Metallica, Elvis, Dean Martin, Jimi Hendrix and many many more.
Six things I could never do without
A bedroom set
A woman
although if pressed I do want clothes or at least a tube sock to cover my junk.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The future war with the zombies in equatorial New Guinea (I'm strangely specific about my zombie killing)
Plans for the day
Sweet day dreams of little people
How to prove to people the happiness they bring the world....

I mean seriously, who can't look at a little person and smile? It brightens my whole day. I get giddy and giggly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Looking for a movie to see, wanna join me?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of balloons. It's a sad sorry thing to admit but it's true. I'm less than thrilled with anything that makes a really loud bang.
You should message me if
you want to....
you like little people....
you wanna talk to someone and have a laugh...
you are bored....
you too have a fear of balloons....
you want to be with a guy named Peter Griffin
The two of us