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My self-summary
I am a manager at a Phillips 66. Yeah, I know, glamorous. I shave my head daily, whether I need to or not. I love making people laugh, so I am kinda a goof. I speak my own language. I am a somewhat random thinker. I'm also the most hardcore person you will ever see coo over a baby, or a puppy. I love comic books, my favorite characters being Sandman (DC Vertigo), and the Hulk. Also, I enjoy video games. My favorite music is heavy metal. I listen to just about everything, and I love punk, some power pop, and some really weird genres, but metal is for me. Favorite movie genre, you ask? Horror! I love my scary movies! But none of this PG-13 crap they put out today. The old masters of the horror genre would have quit if they thought their niche would be one day overrun by kid friendly, ''Oh noes, the monster is gonna get us, but we'll never actually SEE it!" horror flicks. Sorry, I fly off on tangents........ Anyway, mail me if anything catches yer eye here, I don't bite, well, right now anyway. It's only a matter of time before the zombies overrun us, then all bets are off.

I am off center, sarcastic, and a geek.
What I’m doing with my life
Work full time, and try to eek out a social life.
I’m really good at
I am an expert at cracking wise (it's all in the timing), first person shooters, Shadow Priest dps rotation (World of Warcraft), trivia, and I make the perfect ice cream cone.
The first things people usually notice about me
My general look of 'up to no good', the glare of my head, or the wit and wisdom of whatever t-shirt I'm wearing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Atomic Lobster
The Melancholy Death of Oyster Boy
Mister B. Gone
Johnny The Homicidal Maniac (JTHM for short)
The Blackest Night
World War Hulk
The Count of Monte Cristo
The Cask of Amontillado
A Dirty Job
The Zombie Survival Guide

The Friday the 13th Series
Kung Pow: Enter the Fist
Boondock Saints
Leon the Professional
Killer Klowns From Outer Space
Motel Hell
SLC Punk
Sin City
Donnie Darko

Walls Of Jericho
Bring Me The Horizon
Job For A Cowboy
Dimmu Borgir
Lars Frederiksen And The Bastards
A.F.I. (Before Sing The Sorrow)
Amon Amarth
36 Crazyfists
Machine Head
Mindless Self Indulgence
Dog Fashion Disco
Austrian Death Machine
Tsunami Bomb
Evergreen Terrace
All That Remains
Dropkick Murphys
Social Distortion
I could go on about music for a while :-p
Six things I could never do without
music, terribad movies, bubblegum, hot sauce (gotta have hot sauce), soap, hand sanitizer
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The nature of the universe, how many pancakes it would take to cover a dog house, what kind of parents would send their children to Camp Crystal Lake, and other completely random things. Some things I think about even I find odd.
On a typical Friday night I am
Perfecting my martial art, The Way of the Curmudgeon.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know how to ride a bike.
You should message me if
You are looking for one of the last legitimate nice guys left. And by 'nice guy' I mean a terrible human being.
The two of us