28 Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I feel like I'm on a path to starting new.
It's refreshing, optimistic, and I'm really excited about it.

Hmm. What else should I say?

-I want to meet new ladies who are down for new adventures.
- I always blame being a gemini on the fact that I'm a walking contradiction.
-I'm shy and awkward, and I laugh too much when I'm nervous.
-I'm super nice, sometimes I'm too fucking nice.
-My dogs name is Nerf, I like her more than I like most people.
-I get really invested in new hobbies that I lose interest in after a couple weeks.
-I like to take on outrageous projects at 3 a.m. when I can't sleep.
-I work too much, sleep too little, and I forget to eat until I think I'm dying.

I really fucking enjoy my life.
Instagram: MindeeJo

Edit: I don't want to date you, sleep with you, or take part in any variation of a threesome or your boyfriends fantasies.

Respect that.
What I’m doing with my life
Planning my big escape.
I’m really good at
-Applying red lipstick without a lip liner.
-Hitting snooze a zillion times and still managing to get to work on time.
-Making lists.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awkwardness or the uncomfortable fidgeting that I'm trying to overcome.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I wish I sat down long enough to read more, but I love all of Ann Rule's and Chuck Palahniuk's books.

Shows/Movies: I'm really just addicted to Netflix, because binge watching entire series in a single weekend is what happens all too often.

Food: Ice cream and blueberries. Blueberries are my crack.
The six things I could never do without
I feel like I've spent a good portion of my life living out of a suitcase, so there isn't much I could never do without.

As long as I have my dog and some leggings, I think I'm set.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My brain is set to overdrive.

But more specifically:
-Where should I buy a plane ticket too?
-How could I organize my house better?
-What should I make next?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably watching netflix like an old married couple.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Every time I look at someone's profile, the first thing I look at is their height. Incredibly short people make me nervous. Horrible, right?
You should message me if
-You can look passed my lame profile and just pretend I'm a lot more interesting than I make it seem.

-You're a crazy dog lady who wants other crazy dog lady friends.

-You have something more to say than "What's your arm tattoo say?"

-You want to run, hike, camp, snowboard, go on a road trip, cook dinner, swim, play tennis, work out, double date, grab a drink, watch Netflix, or whatever.