34 Easton, United States
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My self-summary
Yes, I am REAL.
Yes, I am actually the person in the photos.
No, I am not wasting your time.
Yes, I would like to go out with you and eat some snacks.

I'm Edge ... it's a personal life choice for me ... I don't push my views on others.

Also ...
1) Robots need not apply.
B) Robot enthusiasts feel free.
42) Robot dancers, Oh' SNAP!!!
What I’m doing with my life
I work as a Paraeducator at a local trade school and as a manager at a local comic shop.
I’m really good at
Taking naps - Doing the Robot - Being Obsessive Compulsive - Singing like Michale Graves - MTG - Quoting Monty Python and The Hitchhikers Guide to the Galaxy - Making you happy - Kicking it old school - Not staying awake when it's after midnight - And eating ... the list goes on and on ...
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm reserved, and that I'm tall. Not like a GIANT mind you ... but tall nonetheless.

Bonus* if you know about Ben Sherman, Fred Perry, Lonsdale or other things of the same likeness, we will get along swimmingly. Yes ... I said swimmingly.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love anything by Douglas Adams. The Hitchhikers Guide series is especially my favorite.

My favorite movies are E.T., The Labryinth, and Goonies. If you like any form of Indie movies, 80s/90s movies with Christian Slater, Iconic 80's teen movies, Indy, Star Wars, Back to the Future, LotR, Trek Next Gen, War movies, or anything with really sweet J.Henson style puppets, we can be best friends forever.

I love music ... it's fantastic.

I like Pho ... a lot. More than any one person should. Seriously, it's true. I also love Thai food ...
The six things I could never do without
If you play RPGs pen n' paper style ... you should portal yourself over to me immediately. That is all, thank you.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I don't like the OKC silly questions ... Most of them are totally irrelevant.
On a typical Friday night I am
I would be hanging out with you ... but ... you haven't written me yet.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
How many books I've judged by their covers ... and how many covers I've judged by their fuzziness.

I'm like bacon in the morning ... cracklin' ...

I like casual snacks.
Tumblr? Ask me if you're interested.
You should message me if
... You should just message me ... there is no 'IF'.
This whole 'IF' thing is nonsense. Bollocks!

Also, if you don't support our troops, then kindly move along. Thanks.

... I like turtles ...