27Morganton, United States
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My self-summary
My name is Tiffany, but please, call me Spiffy!
What I’m doing with my life
Just going to school and taking care of my grandma (I live with her). I like taking care of people and it's something I've been doing my whole life, even when I was 2 years old. Even though I don't mind my hometown, I would like to move to Charleston, SC after I graduate next year.

I'm going to school for my B.Sc. in Communication & Advertising, I also do photography on the side.
This is my website: Tiffany Michael Photography
I’m really good at
being silly and making people laugh...I have a pretty easy going sense of humor, I enjoy everything from corny jokes to dead baby jokes!
Here's one for you: How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles?
A: You nail its other hand to the floor.
Yes, sometimes I say inappropriate things.
I think I'm decent at photography and editing, I love being creative. I used to bellydance but I don't have time for it anymore (I can still shimmy though)! I like to study different languages and cultures; although, I'm not fluent in any language (other than English). Also, I'm a grammar Nazi. :)
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm short, hahaha!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
-I listen to all kinds of music from rock to pop, metal to country, and rap to electronic...but some of my favorite bands are Eluveitie, Orphaned Land, Nightwish, Within Temptation, Epica (and many more! I can't list them all, that would take too long, but metal is my favorite genre).
A couple of my favorite music videos:
Orphaned Land

-Movies: the Saw series (I think it has a great message: "appreciate your life"), 80's movies (The Breakfast Club, Pretty In Pink, etc.), Harry Potter, Poltergeist, The Shining (not the one with Jack Nicholson, but the TV mini-series), Carrie, IT, Zombieland, and various other comedies and action movies.

-TV: Bones, Supernatural, Leverage, Family Guy, South Park, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Are You Afraid of the Dark? and other '90s shows.

-Italian food is my favorite. I love sushi and bacon cheeseburgers (either you like bacon or you're wrong)! Also, my homemade spaghetti sauce is amazing!

-I like to play WoW (for the Horde!) I have a Blood elf Warlock.

-I also enjoyed playing DnD, I haven't played in a while...I was a slutty bard (the total opposite of me in real life)...but I got 5,000 gold so hah! :P
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Everything...my mind is usually all over the place. I like studying astrology, palmistry, and paranormal stuff. By the way, I know my profile says "has cats" and it makes me sound like a creepy cat lady...I have one cat (she's black and fluffy) and her name is NeeChee. She's cute, but in the event of a zombie apocalypse, I would not try to save her. :)
You should message me if
...you're not a murderer.

I just found out that my reply thingy is red/yellow! I promise, I'm not a stuck-up bitch! I usually don't respond to "your cute" messages...or if I do, I'll respond with "my cute?" and they don't understand it. :/
The two of us