30Auburn, United States
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My self-summary
Hi there! What can I say about myself?
Just trying to achieve my dreams, pay the bills and maybe find some awesome folks to hang with!
And maybe some measurement of randomness.
Care to know more? Just message me!

I am Quirky, dashing, and charming
What I’m doing with my life
Currently answering phones and fetching coffee. Impressive, no? No, its not. But we all have to start somewhere! I hope to one day fill this box with "being a millionaire playboy", but for now...
I’m really good at
Being creative. Being sarcastic. Being creatively sarcastic.
The first things people usually notice about me
My big head. It blocks out the sun. Also I tend to bump into and trip over things a lot. A bit of lummox.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I haven't read much as of late, but my all time favorite author is Stephen King.

Movies: Miller's Crossing, 12 Angry Men, Seven Samurai, Evil Dead 2, The Good, The Bad, The Weird, Hobo With A Shotgun

Television: Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, The Wire, The Walking Dead and of course...Lost.

Not too picky about music. Muse is my absolute favorite.
Six things I could never do without
1. My car
2. Netflix
3. A cheese steak every once in a while
4. Final Cut
5. Air
6. Good company
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why is pizza better on the east coast?
On a typical Friday night I am
Honestly? Netflix instant and a home cooked meal. Exciting right?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
You really don't want to know.

(Minor pet peeve and rant alert: "It wouldn't be private if I admitted it, now would it?" Hey! Congratulations! By trying to present yourself as witty, you've instead revealed yourself incapable of understanding simple sentence structure! Let me walk you through it: The MOST...the key word here, MOST...private...still with me here? MOST PRIVATE...thing you are WILLING....WILLING...to admit. If the MOST private thing you are WILLING to admit is that you have blue eyes, hey, guess what! That still fits! God, this makes me seem like an asshole, doesn't it? But I figure I've seen this WAY too many times and its high time someone did something about it!)
You should message me if
You're curious! If you enjoy laughter and awkwardness!
The two of us