34 Tallahassee, United States
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My self-summary
Why not have fun in your life. It's not like you get out alive.

If you do what you always did, you get what you always got.

I eat my ice cream with cookies instead of a spoon. Don't hate the player hate the game.

Long list of platitudes and one-upmanship to appeal to a broad scene that proves I'm vastly different and superior to every other male you have met or will meet. And that I have a huuuuuge....vocabulary.
What I’m doing with my life

Waiting for you qtpi *wink*
I’m really good at
Not to brag or anything, but just about everything. I'm a world champion door holder, take amazing cell phone photos, eat unhealthy amounts of ice cream in one sitting, and once learned how to fold a fitted sheet.
The first things people usually notice about me
The deep, blue, pools of intrigue called my eyes.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm only listing music because that's all I find interesting these days.

Newest obsession: Ben L'oncle Soul, old Babyface

Current likes: I keep forgetting how good Wu-Tang is

Heavy rotation: Sage Francis, Daft Punk, Mac Lethal, Flogging Molly, R. Kelly

Classics: Queen, Weezer, NWA, Gene Krupa, Billy Holiday, Herbie Hancock

Not guilty pleasures because I want you to know I like it: Justin Timberlake, Color Me Badd, Lily Allen, Carly Rae Jepsen, Jesse McCartney
The six things I could never do without
Air, water, sunlight, nutrients...oh, this wasn't a literal question?

Being a contrarian.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The harm religion does
What I want for dinner
How I am going to be an amazing dad
Why did I quit playing soccer in 9th grade
What an awesome day it's been
How my sister and grandmother are doing
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't want to hook up for one night. I want multiple nights. In succession. With dinners and movies and drinking in between.
You should message me if
Don't message me if, message me because!

Because it's fun.
Because I'm entertaining.
Because I don't have shirtless pictures.
Because I have a fun little kitty!
Because I will buy you desserts
Because I'm not from the south.
Because it's better than the alternative.