29Kent, United States
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
Join today
Find great matches with our advanced matching system!
My self-summary
I'm hard to handle and swallow sometimes.
Looking for love in Alderaan places.

Honestly words do no justice in describing myself. I'm the kind of person that you'll just have to talk to and get to know. I'm always changing and finding new things that I like to do. I pride myself on honesty and sometimes come off a little brash.

I'm big on seeing is believing.
I'll take the truth at any cost.
And sometimes I forget that I'm 25.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now I am taking life as it comes at me. I'm kind of on the edge of the fence between enjoying having a mediocre non-grown up job that pays minimum wage and wanting to establish something more promising.

I currently work with people that have MRDD.
I just graduated dental assisting school this August and passed my national dental assistant board exams this October.
I’m really good at
Being awkward.
Rational reasoning.
Unwanted truth.
Spending holidays alone. Womp Womp.
Living with appendicitis.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Well obviously people are going to think I'm a showboat, and a little bit of a prick. But then I thought... that's me. I said those things, I did those things. I can live with that."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Favorite Authors: Alain de Botton, Augusten Burroughs, Chuck Palahniuk, Ernest Hemingway, Tobias Wolff, Ayn Rand, James Frey, Chuck Klosterman, Tim O'Brien, Amy Bloom, Edgar Allen Poe, Shirley Jackson, George Orwell, Charlotte Perkins Gilman, Raymond Carver

Favorite movies: Elizabethtown, My Last Five Girlfriends, New York, I Love You, Science of Sleep, Who framed Roger Rabbit, I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell, Eat Pray Love, American Beauty, Seven, Fight Club, Full Grown Men, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Horsemen, Deception, Stranger than Fiction, Mr. Brooks, Liar Liar, Garden State, Paris J'Taime, Visioneers, Julien Donkey-Boy, Gummo, Ink, Dumb and Dumber, Drop Dead Fred, The Cable Guy

Shows: The Golden Girls, Dexter, How I Met Your Mother, Shameless, It's Always Sunny In Philadelphia, Archer, Will & Grace, Kenny Vs. Spenny, Raising Hope, Wife Swap, Seinfeld, Bad Girls Club, American Horror Story

Music: Mike Kinsella, Manchester Orchestra, Lydia, Modest Mouse, Hanson, Nicki Minaj, Matt and kim, Empire Empire, Crystal Castles, Bright Eyes, Regina Spektor, Jewel, Blink-182, Anya Marina, Daphne Loves Derby, Third Eye Blind, Jaymay, Explosions in the Sky, As Tall As Lions, This Providence, Taking Back Sunday, Right Away, Great Captain, Mumm-Ra, Bon Iver, Paramore, Owen, Vertical Horizon, Anthony Green, Matty Pop Chart, The Scene Aesthetic, The Tallest Man on Earth, Julian Plenti, Iron & Wine, Jack's Mannequin, The Wonder Years, Clem Snide, Death Cab for Cutie, Birthmark, Matt Pond PA, Tegan and Sara, Meg and Dia, Never Shout Never, A Day To Remember, Four Year Strong, All Time Low, Mayday Parade, Her Space Holiday, La Dispute, The Starting Line, Moving Mountains, Sky Eats Airplane, Neutral Milk Hotel, Look Mexico, Matthew Shelton, Up up down down left right left right b, The Black Keys, Local Natives, The Promise Ring, New Found Glory, Sufjan Stevens, The Postal Service, Brand New

Food: Mexican, Mongolian BBQ, and Toast.
Six things I could never do without
my dog (Jebus)
Netflix updates
a stimulant (caffeine/nicotine)
my cell phone
On a typical Friday night I am
usually sleeping or watching Wheel of Fortune.
(I swear I am not your grandma.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a relatively completely ridiculous irrational fear of vomit.

And I have a relatively completely ridiculous obsession with Manchester Orchestra.
You should message me if
and ONLY if ALL of these apply:

-You have something more clever to say other than "Hello, how are you?" or to tell me that I am any synonym of beautiful
-You don't smoke marijuana.
-You don't enjoy anime.
-You don't have a baby momma.
-You have never used HMU in a serious manner.

-You do have nice teeth.
-You do have your life together.

Also, yes, I know my user name is funny (I've been told far to many times that it's one of the best names on this site, lets face it I am hilarious) and I am really sure I don't have them. Don't ask. Don't make some stupid cheese ball joke. I won't respond.
The two of us