Random list: Getting happy hour, basking in the sun, watching X-files, reading a good book in silence, Baby Kettens Keraoke!, hiking into the unknown, picking leaves off of trees and throwing them at friends, staying out way too late playing pinball, watching meteor showers, exploring, chatting up strangers and learning about people, watching Big Trouble in Little China too many times, wishing I was Jack Burton, wishing Jack Burton was a real person, making dumb faces, making bad 4-track songs on cassette for people's birthdays, walking through goodwill and finding ridiculous old products, cooking the shit out of some food, watching Blazer games.
I could continue for infinity. There are a billion other things that I will probably eventually love during the course of my life. Word.
I am good at a lot of things! I am a goofball and can make a joke out of anything. I dare you to challenge that! I can also be super thoughtful, caring and subtle. There is a time and place for all. I am the cuddling champion and the rock skipping champion of 2009 and 2010. The 2011 tournament hasn't occurred yet, but I plan on a 3-peat. Put that in the books.
ps. In the opening "douchebag" salvo, try reading it with Keanu Reeves' voice from Point Break. Makes it waaaaay better.
pss. I am re-reading all of this for the first time since hastily writing it all a few months back. No one knows what to write in these boxes. We all know that. I just re-read this section and hate it. But, I am going to leave it because it is silly. It is fun wordplay, but just kind of dumb. But you know what? Fuck it. In spontaneity, I can be fun, and silly, and maybe a little bit dumb. Oh well! I would still rather be spontaneous with something like this than be cold and calculated and planned. Let's bring "Silly" back. It is needed.
Favorite authors: J.D. Salinger, Jack Kerouac, Vladimir Nabokov, Thomas Wolfe, Albert Camus, John-Paul Sartre, Henry Miller, Charles Bukowski.
Also, if you are like me and are kind of looking for someone to cuddle with a bit. I'll admit it. Kind of want a cuddle partner.