38Austin, United States
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My self-summary
I have an insane knowledge of random trivia.
Grew up in Ireland and Cyprus.
Worked all over the world
I treat everything in life with an equal amount of seriousness and humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Running as fast as I can towards something all the while looking the other way.
Moving all over the country opening bars.
I’m really good at
talking to strangers.
Being invaluable to everyone I meet.
Twiddling my thumbs.
Pretending to be good at building stuff.
Doing Civil War reenactments in the backyard with my dog and Jim the homeless guy who yells at me in the morning and thinks I am Dolly Parton's bastard son.
The first things people usually notice about me
my uncanny resemblance to Larry David.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Bad Netflix movies. Game of Thrones. Love going to the library and browsing for random books.
Six things I could never do without
-my Dog
-my mountain bike
-Good Craft Beer
-Good Friends
-My Job
-Live Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The differences between Washington and Texas.
Starting a funk metal band with my dog.
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I cant ski. I once fell down a mountain in British Columbia
oh and I hate Hawaii, give me the Caribbean anyday
You should message me if
you like to eat and drink new things, experience new places, check out new music.
Im not just looking for a date on here, being brand new to Washington I am also looking for a new circle of friends.
The two of us