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What I’m doing with my life
Creative Destruction.

Disrupting the MAN's System.

Running around barefoot.

Sneaking peeks at the cute boys.
I’m really good at
Pattern recognition across unrelated domains.

Squeezing through small openings in fences.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm little.

"Your eyes look like the waters near my hometown in Puerto Rico."

Oh, and I also get "the Judi Dench" a lot: "Wow, you have amazing bone structure!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Satan disguised as a Jack Russell terrier tricked me into liking books; here are just a few:
Brave New World, 1984, Animal Farm, A Brief History of Time, Guns, Germs & Steel, Freakonomics

Novellas and Short Stories:
There Will Come Soft Rains (Bradbury), Metamorphosis (Kafka), Anthem (Rand) (and no, I'm not one of those Rand-heads), anything by Poe (actually, I prefer his comedy and sci-fi over his horror), anything by Borges

What I grew up on:
The Giving Tree, My Teacher is an Alien series, A Home for Jesse, anything by Chris Van Allsburg, especially: Just a Dream, Ben’s Dream, Two Bad Ants, The Mysteries of Harris Burdick

News Sources:
The venerable New York Slimes, Warshington Roast, TechMunch, Hacker Snooze, Unwired, Vise, Farts Technica, the Wall Street Gurgle, the BBC (which I can only assume stands for . . . . ), Gloomberg, the Puffington Ghost, the Sludge Report, the Village Noise (before it sucked), all those fun British rags like the BB-err, I mean Guardian, all those fun Putin's home movies like RT. Oooohh, and what about that radical-left stuff like Ad Thrusters, or that radical-right stuff like AmWay? And graffiti on the subway told me to like Info-"Black Helicopters!"-Wars.

AI, 2001 Space Odyssey, Akira, Midnight Cowboy, A Clockwork Orange, The Science of Sleep, Metropolis (anime), Taxi Driver, Roshomon, Koyaanisqatsi, Baraka, Chronos, Garçon stupide, Donnie Darko, Paranoid Park, Brazil, Ed Wood, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Dr. Strangelove, Kids, Les 400 coups, Barbarella, Fight Club, Batteries Not Included, Blade Runner, Run Lola Run, Groundhog Day, Forest Gump, Apollo 13

Breaking Bad, House of Cards, Entourage, How to Make It in America, South Park, Tim & Eric, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Documentaries/PBS, C-SPAN Book TV, Jeopardy & Cash Cab (both of which I will eviscerate you at)

I like Mad Men but its preachiness is a little too transparent. "Ooohhhh, look how far we've advanced from that awful time!" Well, they put men on the moon, and now we can't do that.

If it were revealed to me that Girls is secretly written by a misogynistic, middle-aged man, I would consider it the most brilliantly subversive political satire in the history of television.

electronic: techno, hard anything: hardstyle, hard house, hard dance, fidget, schranz; metal: death metal, black metal; other: classic rock, 80’s new wave, indie rock, punk rock, Philip Glass, Prokoviev, Tchaikovsky, Beethoven, BoC, and anything from any genre that catches my fancy, and even Lady Gaga
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My Life
Cute Boys
The Future
Multiverse Theory
Radical Life Extension
Achieving post-scarcity
Determinism vs. Free Will
The cultures of the world, past and present
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is admitted by appointment only.
You should message me if
you want to speak to me. I tend to assume that anyone who visits but doesn't leave a message is not interested.
The two of us