Dive_bombed
27 Denver, United States
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My self-summary
OH MY GOD!!! CORGI!!! CUUUUUUTEEEE!!!! (your thought bubble)

Haha yeah so anyway...

Studies say that over 70% of people lie on their internet profiles. As an astronaut, professional football player, and Nobel Peace Prize recipient, I think those studies are bullshit
What I’m doing with my life
Taking things sincerely, but not too seriously. My life is in order, and I follow my heart.
I’m really good at
In high school, I always showed up 3 minutes before class, and there was always just one parking spot on the street in between cars. It was a parallel-parking time trial every morning at 7 am.

Malcolm Gladwell says you need 10,000 hours to be an expert at something, and I got every single one.

I'm good at that shit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love women. I have all their albums.
The six things I could never do without
No. What I will do now is list the first 6 things that come to me. Now we go on a quick journey through my brain....

San Francisco
Cool
Haha
Whatever man
Yeah
Sex
Update 10/21/2014
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a crush on your mom. Sorrynotsorry
You should message me if
You bring the jungle juice.

But seriously though:
-You're a woman who consistently holds herself and others to a higher standard
-Pursuant to the above, you kick ass in life and are proud of it.
-*you bring the goddamn jungle juice*
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