Haha yeah so anyway...
Studies say that over 70% of people lie on their internet profiles. As an astronaut, professional football player, and Nobel Peace Prize recipient, I think those studies are bullshit
Malcolm Gladwell says you need 10,000 hours to be an expert at something, and I got every single one.
I'm good at that shit.
But seriously though:
-You're a woman who consistently holds herself and others to a higher standard
-Pursuant to the above, you kick ass in life and are proud of it.
-*you bring the goddamn jungle juice*