IdesofSmarch
46 Kirkland, United States
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My self-summary
Ah, well. I moved to Washington and brought the rain with me. Now I'm working for a development studio, writing your video game for you. Also, I have this one interesting story about the time I was a student teacher and took my classes on the most ill-fated trip to the Statue of Liberty in recorded history.
What I’m doing with my life
It'll all be worth it when I finally win that Grammy for my hit single "Uncle Elvis Married My Sister."

Also, I think I'd like to meet someone who can hold the safety flag when we use the crosswalks.
I’m really good at
I have won the UK National Lottery so many times I can't count. And I shudder to think what would happen if I entered.

And thus far I have managed to survive despite Kirkland's enthusiastic efforts to kill me.
The first things people usually notice about me
My halo of awesomeness that, in fact, speaks to my awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
In no particular order: Harry Turtledove; burritos; Warren Zevon; Donald Westlake; Elizabeth Bishop; It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, World; Mystery Men; Public Enemy; pizza; Brooklyn 99; Sherlock; and those delightful donuts in the room that seems totally devoted to donut storage.
The six things I could never do without
Love, hope, friendship, oxygen, that delightful baboon's heart, and laughter.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why there are no video games where the car drives you.

Also, unicorns.
On a typical Friday night I am
In with the in crowd. Or out of sight, out of mind, man.

Sometimes I am neither here nor there. Once in a while, I will be in the house when the house burned down. (Apologies to Warren Zevon).
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I was once too star-struck to have a proper conversation with Stan Lee. Even when he was just sitting there and started talking to me.
You should message me if
You feel like hearing the story of how the seagull ate my burrito.

(That is not a euphemism.)
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