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My self-summary
Hello Ladies,

BAM. Greatest intro ever. What makes me different from all the other guys on here? I'm not an asshole. I'm not going to ask you for naked pics and I'm not going to offer to send you pics of my junk. Let's just assume that you have all the lady parts and I have the man parts and we'll just have to keep at bay our burning desire to take pictures of them.

I was in the Army for 5 years. I got shot in Iraq. I don't talk about it much because in the military, it's embarrassing if you get shot if you don't think it's in a "cool" spot. True story. This took me off my feet for a while and away from exercise in general, so right now I'm hitting the gym pretty hard to get back down to my badass Army guy shape.

Yeah, I'm a little weird. I'm actually a huge nerd, I ride a Honda Shadow and I like to go to the shooting range. I'm not afraid of who I am and you've probably noticed that by reading this far.

Did I mention that I can spell? Because that's important.
What I’m doing with my life
Working, living, eating, breathing. Planning how to be super successful so that everyone will be just a little bit jealous.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sing once again with me, our strange duet.

I LOVE the first Resident Evil movie. Even the commentary is great.

Books: I mostly enjoy science fiction, hard scifi, and fantasy. My absolute favorite book is Ready Player One by Ernest Cline. If you like video games, 80's pop culture, treasure hunts and a dash of hopeless romance, you need to read this book.

Tv shows: Stargate SG-1 was the greatest show on TV, it's not up for debate. Pretty much anything DIY, especially Bath Crashers and Renovation Realities. Big Bang Theory, Breaking Bad, Archer, Bob's Burgers.
The six things I could never do without
I would come up with some things, but I'm too unconventional to list "normal things" ie: food, air, computer, family etc... and I'm too lazy at the moment to come up with something clever. So, just know that whatever I would have put here would have simultaneously been impressive, made you smile, and maybe even turned you on a little. NBD.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Right around 30, I realized that time just doesn't stop moving forward. Every day I wake up, I'm just a little bit older. Bummer man.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't know... according to right now I'm updating my OKC profile, and that makes me a little sad.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I like some chick flicks. I think a lot of guys do, but they're just not willing to admit it. I enjoyed The Devil Wears Prada, Julie and Julia, and She's Out of My League.

Don't tell anyone.
You should message me if
Hopefully if you looked at my profile and liked it.

Protip: don't message me if you've hated everything you read.

Oh, but no zombies please.

Okay, zombies.