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My self-summary
I don't really use this website anymore seeing as I've been in a monogamous relationship for about 4 years now, but sometimes I come on for funsies. I used to have a pretty arrogant, elitist detailed analysis of my beliefs and all of that, but I think I've chilled out a little since college... I hope.

I'm engaged to a pretty awesome woman, and I'm not really looking for anything outside of that except maybe some cool friends. We've got an adorable black and tan Shiba Inu named Jack Daniels, and a pretty kitty named Cleopatra.

If there's anything you need to know about me, though, it's that I love Hillary Clinton and can't wait for her to be our next president. If you're a #berniebro who won't vote for Clinton when she wins (that being said, I would've voted for Bernie if he had somehow won the nomination) or a Trump supporter, please message me so I can tell you all of the ways you are what is wrong with society. :)

Also I'm an ENTP who's slowly becoming a little more introverted, but not so much.
What I’m doing with my life
I went to Pitt for English Lit, now I work in a restaurant-- a really fantastic, upscale Italian restaurant and wine bar, though. But I mean, what do you do with a BA in English? Talk to me about wine. I love it, and I think sometimes my guests get annoyed when I geek out about Italian grapes. Whatever.
I’m really good at
Debating politics; specifically, Hillary politics.
Selling wine. Talking about wine. Drinking wine.
Settlers of Catan and other such board games.
Drinking, but I don't do so much of it anymore.
Academic writing, probably. It's been a minute though, but I'm sure I've still got it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I talk a lot? I look like a pretty big dyke?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Macbeth, King Lear, Mrs. Dalloway, Portrait of the Artist as a Young Man, The Bell Jar, Jesus' Son, Hamlet, Titus Andronicus, Gender Trouble, Othello, Measure for Measure, 1984, To the Lighthouse, Of Mice and Men, Heart of Darkness, The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn, Harry Potter, The Grapes of Wrath, Brave New World, Sex Drugs and Coco Puffs, etc

Movies: Requiem for a Dream, Black Swan, Fight Club, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Trainspotting, The Hours, Little Miss Sunshine, Bridesmaids, Inside Out, Sunshine, 2001: A Space Odyssey

TV: 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Once Upon a Time, Scandal, How to Get Away with Murder, Modern Family, Bob's Burgers, Archer, Orange is the New Black

Music: Murder by Death, Rob Zombie, Lady Gaga, Radiohead,Pink, Lana del Rey, Led Zeppelin, Janis Joplin, Beyonce, Nick Cave, The Beatles... I have a pretty eclectic taste, and it's really hard to pick. Murder by Death is definitely my favorite band, though.

Food: I love food and wine. Literally. Love. I'll try almost anything once. Tacos, lamb, scallops, a nice ribeye with an incredibly tannic wine... so many things, I can't even begin to pick favorites.
The six things I could never do without
Eh, I could do without a lot of things but here are six things I'd be really sad if I didn't have:

my pup, my cat, cheese, wine, my friends/family/girlfriend, and probably pot--but only because i'm miserable to be around when i've gone too long without it :|
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
Working. I work in a restaurant. So. There's that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm not willing to admit most things. You've got to get to know me first.
You should message me if
you feel like it.
you want to talk politics.
you love hillary clinton.
you hate hillary clinton.
you're not trying to hook up with me and/or my girlfriend.
you don't mind that i go from proper capitalization to no capitalization throughout this profile.