25Hornsey, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Practical man with a hotdog plan.

And a cat.
What I’m doing with my life
Writer/editor/dickhead. Usually working or trying to stop the cat attacking table legs
I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
"Fuck, he looks like Richard Osman/Louix Theroux/Sue Perkins" (delete as appropriate)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Name of The Wind, Dune, Harry Potter series, The Girl With All The Gifts, The Miniaturist, anything by Karen Miller, Terry Pratchett, Brent Weeks, erm, also other things.

Films: Yes.

Shows: Currently binge-watching Bojack & Rick and Morty alternately. Rewatch The Thick of It every now and again. The Office (US) is like my comfort blanket show.

Music: Reformed emo kid. Brand New. Against Me!. Dire Straits. Went on a big Britpop kick a couple of months ago.
Six things I could never do without
Pizza/animals/enough tea to drown in/cheese/wifi/twitter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Animals. Having hangover regrets. Whether Dominos will make me a sandwich with pizzas instead of bread. And six pizzas instead of filling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Suddenly barely ever working nights anymore, so ??????? trying to rediscover what people in their 20s do on Friday nights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I spent six hours on a Saturday night going around London looking for hot dog carts. I ate five hotdogs. I regret nothing
You should message me if
You need a hotdog guide. Also, pub with a jukebox. Pub. With. A. Jukebox.

If yr a SWERF or TERF ya can SWERVE or T...erve idk I need to find a second thing for this but basically fuck off.
The two of us