25 Hornsey, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Human disaster.
What I’m doing with my life
Writer/editor/dickhead. Usually working or trying to stop the cat attacking table legs
I’m really good at
Making friends with 100% of the animals I meet
The first things people usually notice about me
"Fuck, he looks like Richard Osman/Louix Theroux/Sue Perkins" (delete as appropriate)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: The Name of The Wind, Dune, Harry Potter series, The Girl With All The Gifts, The Miniaturist, anything by Karen Miller, Terry Pratchett, Rainbow Rowell, Brent Weeks, erm, also other things.

Films: Yes.

Shows: Currently binge-watching Bojack & Rick and Morty alternately. Rewatch The Thick of It every now and again. The Office (US) is like my comfort blanket show.

Music: Reformed emo kid. Brand New. Against Me!. Kanye. Went on a big Britpop kick a couple of months ago.
The six things I could never do without
Pizza/animals/enough tea to drown in/cheese/wifi/twitter
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Animals. Having hangover regrets. Whether Dominos will make me a sandwich with pizzas instead of bread. And six pizzas instead of filling.
On a typical Friday night I am
Suddenly barely ever working nights anymore, so ??????? trying to rediscover what people in their 20s do on Friday nights
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
In a moment of desperation for money and acclaim, I wrote a piece for the Daily Mail's sports section. I totally understand if that means I never get messaged on here again. I can only apologise.
You should message me if
Pub with a jukebox. Pub. With. A. Jukebox.

If yr a SWERF or TERF ya can SWERVE or T...erve idk I need to find a second thing for this but basically fuck off.