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My self-summary
I'm a voice actor/ fund-raiser in the Bay Area. I know: soooo cliche'. Any-hoo...I seem to live in San Francisco (Cow Hollow), NYC (Murray Hill), and DC (Dupont). I also frequent Philly and Jersey. Catch me while you can...

Oh, and on-line dating: how I love thee. But if I am going to be super, duper honest with you….you have many sides to your complicated Rubic’s Cube that can’t be figured out by simply swapping the stickers.

Tinder: “I’m hot. I think you’re kinda hot. But I’m hot.”
The League: "I know Brianna."
Bumble: "Awesome! We matched! Can't wait for her to not write to me!"
Hinge: "They paid for that logo?"
Happn: "Stalking for the guy whose always on the go."
E-harmony: "I’m divorced." “I’m soooo tired of the bar scene, but I am soooo not ready to quit the bar scene”
OKCupid: “I’m in a committed, open relationship and I am sapiosexual. I might also be a dude, but your friends won’t be able to tell, baby. Now slap my ass and call me a donkey”
Fet-Life: (unintelligible on account of the zipper-mask and duct tape)
J-Date: I’m Jewish, and really love Asian chicks. But my parents will KILL me if I bring another one home. “It’s hell week and my pledge master made me sign up for this.”
ChristianMingle: "Jesus saves. He shoots, HE SCORES!!!!"
What I’m doing with my life
Cooking dinner, trying to get people to buy stuff with just my voice (mu-hahahahahahaha!!!!)

Flying from coast to coast, accruing frequent flier miles... Splitting my time between the coasts. All in the name of academia.
I’m really good at
Reaching things in high places.
Snark and sarcasm.
Disarming even the toughest of the tough.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height followed by my voice followed by that awful and mildly offensive joke I told you. Maybe even my chest hair while my shirt is on...just depends on the lighting and context, I suppose.

Also, I hear people from outside of the Northeast Corridor pick up on my accent, which is littered with "You's guys", a litany of curse words, a deft application of sarcasm, and an utter disregard for the letter "R".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Too many to list...but...
I prefer non-fiction to fiction.
Dude comedies and mid-phucking horror films are always a good time.
Cable News for laughs, but otherwise all of the Law & Order-type shows and Arrested Development lead the pack. Community is back on, so that, too.
Music....don't do festivals very well....but I am willing to learn.
All food should be eaten.
Six things I could never do without
1. My voice
2. My height
3. You laughing at my jokes
4. Sarcasm
5. Food
6. Air
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Where are the baby pigeons and squirrels?
On a typical Friday night I am
Chillaxing with my lax bro's. Ugh. I hope that made you puke.

In truth, probably hanging out with friends in town. I'm a social animal.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a hero complex.

I'm the guy in SF who doesn't own a car.

I have lax bro's by virtue of playing lax in a prior more svelt life.
You should message me if
First and foremost, you're funny. Second, you rarely take yourself seriously and don't expect others to.
You can tolerate my bi-coastal life-style.
You have a soft spot for Lenny Bruce.
You can teach me how to beat my niece at Monopoly.
You need help reaching that item on your top shelf.
You have that delicate balance between independence and vulnerability.
The two of us