I'm actually a little bit famous because I'm a Flying Karamazov Brother. If this means something to you, maybe that's a plus for both of us.
Six of the following seven facts about me are true:
I sent a Big Mac on a cab ride through the Portuguese
I sang “Godless America” on stage at Carnegie Hall.
I made bottled water come out Rosie O’Donnel’s nose.
I climbed Mount Fuji wearing only a tri-cornered hat.
Reality TV and $100,000 got me half a house in Florida.
I informed Frank Perdue that there are chickens which lay green
I'm my own eleventh cousin, once removed.
All of the following is true: I grew up in Maine. I have great
friends. I can get a little geeky when it comes to science, math
and music. I'm in a band that I love. My work takes me to some fun and interesting places--Hong Kong, Lisbon, Bologna, Amsterdam, Peoria, Shanghai, Stockholm, London, Madrid... I can balance my checkbook. I can get my hands dirty but I clean up pretty good too.
I am fairly empathetic. I love wine. My
favourite holiday is Thanksgiving and I have a great family.
I have a go bag, complete with wooden stakes, holy water, silver
bullets and sardines.
I can play 'Taps' in overtones with an electric toothbrush. If you don't know what the #*%! I'm talking about, don't worry about it. If you do, I like you already.
I am creative, gregarious, and smart.
I wrote a book.
I believe that good, honest, full communication is what makes
everything else work. If you disagree with me, I would love to talk
to you about it. :)
If you like what you see, gimme some stars. If I rated you highly
too, the nice robot will tell us.
I put smiles on people's faces. It's actually my job. I'm an entertainer, juggler, musician, carpenter, friend.
I just finished a book of puzzles.
I ride my bike a lot.
I'm also writing a novel. It's a funny sci-fi thing.
2. I'm lime green.
Movies: Mary and Max (Holy shit, it's good. Just watch it. If you love it, I like you.) The Prestige, A night in Casablanca, Synechdoche New York, Mary Poppins, Brokeback Mountain, Shawshank Redemption, Donnie Darko, I am Legend, Shakes the Clown, Pan’s Labyrinth, Goodfellas, District 9,
Music: James Brown, Cake, Bach, Paolo Conte, Beastie Boys, Sharon Jones, Black-eyed Peas, Balkan Beat box, Eagles, Gorillaz, Cash, Jimmy Smith, Jacko, Beatles, Groove Armada, Herbie Hancock
Food: French, Ethiopian, French, Japanese, French, Indian &French
Food & cooking (this might have gone in the list above, but there's a lot to talk about here and it's important, so...) I LOOOVE me some cheese. Indian is wonderful and I'd like to be able to make it better. I've got a killer Salmon thing I'll make you if I get the chance. Ethiopian is tasty and fun. Not so much Chinese. Sorry. I love French but I don't cook a lot of it.
Parks and walking in them as slowly as I want.
Whatever I'm reading at the time. I try being without a book sometimes. It never works out.
A sense of purpose
I just reread this, "The future" and realized that it reminds me of that goofy speech Linda Hamilton does at the end of The Terminator. Makes me feel dorky. I left it because I've been told that dorkiness is among my most endearing qualities. I also really enjoy thinking about the process of evolution and it's many manifestations.
It would also be great if you're really smart and also not one of those people who is always apologizing for no reason.