IlovemyIan
45Huntington Park, United States
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My self-summary
I am as irreverent as I am flawed. A natural-born rebel rouser, I am an unabashed trouble maker and lean left on politics and social issues. Avid observer of human behavior. Probably the biggest goof ball you will ever meet, I will make you lol out loud--specially when things are not going your way.

I am very romantic...ok, sometimes, but I will definitely serenade you at least once. (Warn the neighbors, I can't sing for shit!)

I dig the Oxford comma as much as I dislike bullies. Conservatives hate my guts. I love animals and nature. I have been defending the environment, social, and animals' rights for a long time.

I love learning new things, playing a guitar or other instruments, traveling, snowboarding, and kayaking. I rode a bicycle from San Francisco to Los Angeles once, and would love to do it again. I want to take flying lessons, and improve my swing and salsa skills. But I want to do it all with an adventurous, progressive, funny woman. However, if you just want to veg-out with a movie, a bottle of wine, and home-made pizza, I'm game. I'm not a wine conoseur, so you bring your favorite wine, I'll make the pizza. ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
...being Trumptards' worst nightmare: a tree-hugging, earth-loving, naturalized, Mexican immigrant-turned social justice advocate. "King Kong ain't got nothin' on me!"

...addressing economic innequality paradigms that cause homelessness among working class families. An executive director at a nonprofit, I defend low income families' rights to safe, affordable housing.

...trying to unfuck the world and make a better place for the less fortunate...but not on weekends, I usually am trying to be my son's hero while doing laundry and shores on weekends.
I’m really good at
...sticking my foot in my mouth. Making a good first impression was never my strength.

...driving on long road trips; I have driven to Montreal, Can, and Mexico City. (Want to come on a road trip down to Cuba? 😆)

...dropping "f" bombs (Warn your parents).

...cooking Mexican food. I bet you'd love my kick ass salsas, menudo, pozole, and vegetarian potato tacos...or your money back. 😉
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends. I have been told that my personality could provide electricity to a small village in a developing country. 😆
I've also been called a "smart ass," among other perjoratives.

Someone here once told me she does not "date crusaders." Not sure what she noticed about me, but that's the best compliment I have ever received.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an art lover, but I'm not artsy, probably far from it. I love raunchy comedies, they make me laugh like a 9 year-old. I veer towards smart, political parody: SNL, Lewis Black, Chapelle, Steven Colbert, etc.

BTW, Full Frontal with Samantha Bee is better than the new Daily Show. Check her out! You will love her! I can't get enough of Melissa McCarthy, either. I think I have a crush on her.

I geek out on anything post-apocalypse--sci-fi or documentaries.

Love reading about social issues, politics, nature, world and science. Trying to read Hamilton's biography before I see the musical. 😉 I love to watch anything traveling, nature, world cultures and art.

I love ALL music, from 80's and 90's rock, to bluegrass, and Latin-American folk. Rock en tu Idioma, rancheras, and norteñas take me to cloud nine. Salsa and cumbias make my feet want to dance in my sleep.

I'm a foodie...O.k., I don't really know what that means, but everyone on OKStupid says it. When I travel I will go out of my way to find a local, mom and pop spots. I definitely love to experience the local culture through its cuisine.
Six things I could never do without
Only six???
The usual suspects: love, family, blah, blah, blah. (Mark those as one, please.)
Energy to unfuck the world and amplify the voices of the less advantaged.
A guitar, vihuela, jarana or charango (not STDs, those are string instruments from Mexico and Latin America;) also count them as one, please.
Smart phone
Coffee in the mornings
Spicy food...and toilett paper. (You know these two count as one, especially when in a developing country, right?)
And because I have never been good at giving fucks, I'll add one more: laughing until my head hurts like a Viagra hangover (hilarious story! 😆).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How these will be the fucking. longest. 4. years. ever.
How to mitigate the impacts that a tRump administration will have on the environment, women, education, and the most vulnerable populations in the US and abroad.
Why does OKC have me pegged as "More Aggressive" and "More Dominant"? WTF, OKC?
On a typical Friday night I am
...avoiding getting deported. Just kidding I can't get deported anymore. ;-)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Shit! Have you read the questions I answered? 😆
You should message me if
You want to explore the world with me while we try to unfuck it.

You DID NOT vote for Dickless Toad because you do not condone discrimination against gay couples, immigrants--documented or not--single mothers, the poor, or anyone, for that matter.

You think Halloween is the most important holiday.

You love humanity but have the maturity to laugh at her absurdity....or won't mind if and when I do.

You know that a "real lady" is an intelligent, hillarious, progressive woman who treats the people who serves your food as an equal, but you are not afraid to drop "F" bombs.

You want to go the the gym, hiking, or kayaking with me, and don't mind if I try to play my guitar while you sing a song you like.

You want to say "hello"...Unless something I said offended you. In which case please don't send me hate mail because I will post it on social media and we will have a good laugh at your expense. 😂
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