I am very romantic...ok, sometimes, but I will definitely serenade you at least once. (Warn the neighbors because I cannot sing for shit!)
I strongly dislike bullies and don't play well with conservatives. Social justice is my passion. I love animals and nature; I have been defending the environment, social and animals' rights for a long time.
I love learning new things, playing an instrument, traveling, snowboarding, and kayaking. I rode a bike from San Francisco to Los Angeles once, and would love to do it again. I want to take flying lessons, and improve my swing and salsa skills. But I want to do it all with an adventurous, progressive, funny woman. However, if you just want to veg-out with a movie, a bottle of wine, and home-made pizza, I'm game. Im not a wine conoseur, so you bring your favorite wine, I'll make the pizza. ;-)
...being Donald Trump's worst nightmare. As a child I used to shine shoes and sell fruit in the streets of Mexico, a few years ago I was recognized by the White House for my work protecting the environment.
...dropping "f" bombs (Warn your parents).
...cooking Mexican food. I bet you'd love my kick ass salsas and vegetarian potato tacos...or your money back. 😉
I've also been called a "smart ass", among other perjoratives. Someone here once told me she does not "date crusaders." Not sure what she noticed about me, but that's the best compliment I have ever received.
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee is better than the new Daily Show. Check her out! You will love her! I can't get enough of Melissa McCarthy. I think I have a crush on her.
I binge watch The Ranch, Fraser, and TWD (I geek out on anything zombie and post-apocalypse).
I have a very short attention span, so I don't like anything that requires me to stay hooked on for long periods of time. But I read a ton of politics, world and science news. Trying to read Hamilton's biography before I see the musical. 😉 I love to watch anything traveling, nature, world cultures and art.
I love ALL music, from 80's and 90's rock, to bluegrass, and Latin-American folk. Rock en tu Idioma, rancheras, and norteñas take me to cloud nine. Salsa and cumbias make my feet want to dance in my sleep.
I'm a foodie...O.k., I don't really know what that means, but everyone on OKStupid says it. If it has to do with loving all the weird, spicy and street foods, I'm it. When I travel I will go out of my way to find a local, mom and pop spots. I definitely love to experience the local culture through its cuisine.
The usual suspects: love, family, blah, blah, blah. (Mark those as one, please.)
Energy and passion to unfuck the world and amplify the voices of the less advantaged.
A guitar, vihuela, jarana or charango ( not STDs, those are string instruments from Mexico and Latin America;) also count them as one, please.
Coffee in the mornings
Spicy food...and toilett paper. (You know these two count as one, especially when in a developing country, right?)
And because I have never been good at giving fucks, I'll add one more: my (reusable) water bottle with ice.
How to mitigate the impacts that a tRump administration will have on the environment, women, education, and the most vulnerable populations in the US and abroad.
Why does OKC have me pegged as "More Aggressive" and "More Dominant"? WTF, OKC???
When was in middle school, back in Mexico, I got stabbed in veterinary class while trying to neuter a pig. (Hilarious story!)
I tried Viagra once. Sweet and sour Jesus! I got the worst hangover ever! I hope I never have to use that shit!
You DID NOT vote for Dickless Toad.
You do not condone discrimination against gay couples, immigrants--documented or not--women, the poor, or anyone.
You think Halloween is the most important holiday.
You love humanity but have the maturity to laugh at her absurdity....or won't mind if and when I do.
You treat ALL people as equals and say "thank you" to the people who serve your food, but you are not afraid to tell a dirty joke or drop "F" bombs.
You want to say "hello". Unless you are a scammer (don't waste your time, I can smell you miles away), or I offended you because you are a Trumptard. In which case, don't send me hate mail because I will post it on Facebook and we will have a good laugh at your expense. 😂