45 Huntington Park, United States
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My self-summary
Irreverent. Unabashed trouble maker. I have been down more times than I can remember. But each time I fell, I stood up stronger, wiser, and with a bigger sense of humor.

Probably the biggest goof ball you will ever meet and I will try to make you laugh--specially if things are not going our way.

I am very romantic (...ok, sometimes) and I will open (most) doors for you if you don't mind. I will definitely serenade you at least once. (Warn the neighbors because I cannot sing for shit!)

I love animals and nature; I have been defending the environment and animals' rights for a long time...but I'm a meat eater. I can't help it! They taste so good! 😭

I love learning new things, playing an instrument, traveling, hiking, snowboarding, kayaking, and biking. I rode a bike from San Francisco to Los Angeles once and would love to do it again. I'm also a good dancer...well, maybe an ok dancer. (Salsa, merengue, or cumbias, anyone?) I want to take flying lessons and improve my swing dance skills. But I want to do it all with an adventurous, funny woman. However, if you just want to relax and veg-out on the couch with a movie, a bottle of wine and home-made pizza, it works for me. You bring your favorite wine, I'll make the pizza. ;-)
What I’m doing with my life
Growing and learning. As a child I used to shine shoes and sell fruit in the streets of Mexico, a few years ago I was recognized by the White House for my work protecting public health from air pollution.

I'm Donald Trump's worst nightmare: I'm a Mexican-born US citizen with an education and I'm doing my part to unfuck the world...but not on weekends, I usually do laundry and shores on weekends.

I like to think that I am here (in the world) for a reason and I live my life trying to pay forward for everything I have.
I’m really good at
Driving in long road trips, just got back from DC. Drove here all the way.
Forgetting names
Ruining a good song with my voice and guitar
Dropping "f" bombs (Warn your parents) and opening my big mouth when least necessary
Cooking Mexican food. I bet you'd love my kick ass salsas and vegetarian potato tacos...or your money back. ;-)
I'm trying to master my pizza dough. Got any suggestions? :-)
The first things people usually notice about me
Depends. I have been told that my personality could provide electricity to a small village in a developing country. 😆
I must admit, I've also been called a "smart ass" among other perjoratives. Someone here once told me she does not "date crusaders." Not sure what she noticed about me, but that's the best compliment I have ever received.

If you ever bring me home to meet your mom, she will tell you "I like him, you better keep this one." (Yeah, I've been told that as well. 😆 )
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm an art lover, but I'm not artsy. Probably far from it.
Raunchy comedies make me laugh like a 9 year-old. ;-) I love anything that makes me laugh until my head hurts like a Viagra hangover. (Hilarious story!)
Full Frontal with Samantha Bee is better than the new Daily Show. Check it out.
I can't get enough of Melissa McCarthy, she is just incredible! I think I have a crush on her.
I do binge watch Walking Dead (I geek out on anything zombie and post apocalyptic stuff), Fraisher, The Ranch, and Longmire on Netflix.

I have a very short attention span, so I don't like anything that requires me to stay hooked on for long periods of time. But I love to read politics, world and science news. I'll watch anything traveling, nature, world cultures and art. (Did I mention I have a degree in cultural anthropology?)

I love music! I love most 80's and 90's rock. Rock en tu Idioma takes me to cloud nine. Salsa and cumbias make my feet want to dance in my sleep. Vicente, Ramon, Jose Alfredo, Joan y JuanGa me embriagan.

I'm a foodie...O.k., I don't really know what that means, but everyone on OKStupid says it. If it has to do with loving all the weird, spicy foods and street foods, however, I'm it. When I travel I will go out of my way to find a local, mom and pop BBQ spot. I definitely love to experience the local culture through its cuisine.
The six things I could never do without
Only six???
The usual suspects: love, family, blah, blah, blah. (Mark those as one, please.)
Energy and passion to unfuck the world and amplify the voices of the less advantaged.
A guitar, vihuela, jarana or charango ( not STDs, those are string instruments from Mexico and Latin America;) also count them as one, please.
Smart phone
Coffee in the mornings
Spicy food...and toilett paper. (You know these two count as one, especially when in a developing country, right?)
And because I have never been good at giving fucks, I'll add one more: my water bottle (reusable) with ice.
I spend a lot of time thinking about, work, social justice, the future.
Climate change impacts on our already limited water resources, public health and food security, especially in developing nations.
...and whether I have a chance with Angelina Jolie now that she's getting divorced. 😅
On a typical Friday night I am
...avoiding getting deported? Just joking. I swear, I'm not trying to get married to get a green card...or am I? ;-)
If I don't have my 13 year-old son and/or don't go out, I'll most likely be at home, spending quality time with one of my guitars.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I used to be curious about Viagra and took a pill once. The worst hang over ever!
You should message me if
You are NOT voting for Donald Chump.

You are not a "Real Wives from [anywhere]" wannabe.

You do not condone discrimination against gay couples, immigrants--documented or not--single mothers, the poor, or anyone, for that matter.

You love humanity but have the maturity to laugh at her absurdity....or won't mind when I do.

You treat ALL people as equals and say "thank you" to the people who serve your food.

You are not afraid to tell a dirty joke or drop an "F" bomb.

I'm not a dues paying member, so I can't see likes. Don't be shy, however, say "hello". Unless I offended you because you are either voting for Donald Chump or a "Real Wife from [somewhere]" wannabe. If so, please, don't send me hate mail because I'm just going to post it along with your picture on social media and we'll LOL out loud at your expense.