Probably the biggest goof ball you will ever meet (I love a piñata party and will try to crack it open and dive in for candy!), and I will try to make you laugh--specially if things are not going your way.
I am very romantic (...ok, sometimes) and I will open (most) doors for you if you don't mind. I will definitely serenade you at least once. (Warn the neighbors because I cannot sing for shit!)
I believe in giving second chances, but I'm not a push over and will stand up to defend others if I think they are being bullied (even got my nose broken once 😢).
I love animals and nature; I have been defending the environment and animals' rights for a long time...but I'm a meat eater. I can't help it! They taste so good! 😭
I love learning new things, traveling, hiking, snowboarding, kayaking, and biking. I rode a bike from San Francisco to Los Angeles once and would love to do it again. I'm also a good dancer...well, maybe an ok dancer. (Salsa, merengue, or cumbias, anyone?) I want to take flying lessons and improve my swing dance skills. But I want to do it all with an adventurous, funny woman. However, if you just want to relax and veg-out on the couch with a movie, a bottle of wine and home-made pizza, it works for me. You bring your favorite wine, I'll make the pizza. ;-)
I'm Donald Trump's worst nightmare: I'm a Mexican-born US citizen with an education and I'm doing my part to unfuck the world...but not on weekends, I usually do laundry and shores on weekends.
I have been an environmental and social justice advocate all my professional life. I like to think that I am here (in the world) for a reason and I live my life trying to pay forward for everything I have.
Ruining a good song with my voice and guitar
Dropping "f" bombs (Warn your parents) and opening my big mouth when least necessary
Cooking Mexican food. I bet you'd love my kick ass salsas and vegetarian potato tacos, pozole, menudo, ceviche...or your money back. ;-) I'm trying to master my pizza dough. Got any suggestions? :-)
Someone here once told me she does not "date crusaders." The best compliment I have ever received.
Tell you what, if you ever bring me home to meet your family, your mom will take you to a side and tell you "I like him, you better keep this one." ;-)
Raunchy comedies make me laugh like a 9 year-old. ;-) I love anything that makes me laugh until my head hurts like a Viagra hangover. (Hilarious story!)
The Colbert Report and The Daily Show were my only two TV addictions. I miss them, but I catch up on Full Frontal with Samantha Bee online.
I can't get enough of Melissa McCarthy, she is just incredible! I think I have a crush on her. :-)
I do binge watch Walking Dead (I geek out on anything zombie and post apocalyptic stuff), and Longmire on Netflix.
I have a very short attention span, so I don't like anything that requires me to stay hooked on for long periods of time. But I love to read politics, world and science news. I'll watch anything traveling, nature, world cultures and art. (Did I mention I have a degree in cultural anthropology?)
I love music! I try to play a few instruments. ("Try" being the operative word here.) I love most music genres in English, Spanish and world music. I do love 80's and 90's rock. Rock en tu Idioma takes me to cloud nice. Salsa and cumbias make my feet want to dance in my sleep. Vicente, Ramon, Jose Alfredo, Joan y JuanGa me embriagan.
I'm a foodie...O.k., I don't really know what that means, but everyone on OKStupid says it. So, if it has to do with loving all the weird, spicy foods and street foods, I'm it. When I travel I will go out of my way to find a local, mom and pop BBQ spot. I definitely love to experience the local culture through its cuisine.
The usual suspects: love, family, blah, blah, blah. (Mark those as one, please.)
Energy and passion to unfuck the world and amplify the voices of the less advantaged.
A guitar, vihuela, jarana or charango (string instruments from Mexico and Latin America;) also count them as one, please.
Coffee in the mornings
Spicy food...and toilett paper. (You know these two count as one, especially when in a developing country, right?)
And because I have never been good at giving fucks, I'll add one more: my water bottle (reusable) with ice water, please.
Climate change impacts on our already limited water resources, public health and food security, especially in developing nations. And Police Academy's tune. I just can't get rid of it. Sometimes it's the Indiana Jones' tune. ;-)
If I don't have my 13 year-old son and/or don't go out, I'll most likely be at home, spending quality time with one of my guitars.
You do not condone discrimination against gay couples, immigrants--documented or not--single mothers, the poor, or anyone, for that matter.
You love humanity but have the maturity to laugh at her absurdity....or won't mind when I do.
You treat ALL people as equals and say "thank you" to the people who serve your food, but you are not afraid to tell a dirty joke or drop an "F" bomb.
You are not a "Real Wives from [anywhere]" wannabe.
I'm not a dues paying member, so I can't see likes. Don't be shy, however, say "hello". Unless I offended you because you are either voting for Donald Chump or a "Real Wife from [somewhere]" wannabe. If so, please, don't send me hate mail because I'm just going to post it along with your picture on social media and we'll LOL out loud at your expense.