41Mukilteo, United States
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My self-summary
Song of the moment

I don't want to bore you death by explaining what an amazing guy I am by attaching to my name a bunch of yawn inducing adjectives. I'm sure you have already read generic profiles at least 1000 times here. I believe that words are cheap, but actions speak much louder, so why bother? Why not shake things up and start with the bad stuff – I am very impulsive and can be restless at times, I get seasick easy, I cried twice like a girl when I watched “Hachi: A Dog's Tale” I cuss too often, and fall asleep too early with the T.V on. I'm a morning person and love to get up early on my days off, which seems to drive late sleepers nuts, Can you relate? I have little patience for Christians and Conservatives – I feel as I never know what they keep up their sleeve. How about you? What annoyed you today? And what made you weak in your knees from joy and pleasure?
What I’m doing with my life
I'm thinking about opening a topless cleaning service for women. I would parade around older women's homes lightly dusting their trinkets. I would wear white gloves and daisy dukes jeans. Nothing else. The old birds would purr as I would wipe my feathers across their china, making subtle eye contact. I would see the sadness in their eyes, longing for the touch of another. Sweat would bead off my face while she bends over to pull up her diabetic socks. After the brief, shameful sex, she would pay me in pennies and quarters then ask if I need a ride home.
She would always sneer at me out of the corner of her mouth as if she knew something I didn't. The Mint schnapps would slowly drip from her swirling glass, staining the pre 90s white carpet. "Better wipe that up," she would purr. Her ancient, gold teeth shimmering in the hot autumn sun. As I bend over to wipe the floor, she abruptly stops me. "No honey... here," as she gestures to her antique loins.
I’m really good at
Filling out dating site information and correctly making lists! I'm good with numbers and will totally do your taxes. (That was sexual)
Everything I am good at is nearly worthless. I can hit a fastball, ride a bike backwards and solve differenital equations. I can build a computer from scratch but don't ask me why your laptop has a virus (your dad was probably looking at naked ladies).
Also i'm very good at Twiddlin' my tits at work while secretly viewing oKcupid profiles.
The first things people usually notice about me
I stare a lot. It's not that I'm rude or have special needs, I'm just interested how some individuals have lived as long as they do.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food: French, Sushi, Thai, Greek and anything new and unusual that is made with passion. I have recently started to dive deeper into health and nutrition although I don't believe I could ever be a full vegetarian.

Books: Wish I was more of a reader but things of a technical or factual nature is about as far as it goes with me. I do enjoy reading about history.

Movies: I love my movies. I have an extensive list much too long for this. A few are Oldboy, A river runs through it, Jude "movie adaptation of Jude the Obscure from Thomas Hardy", Kill bill, sheesh more to be added later.

Oh, best t.v show ever Northern Exposure! I also love "Game of Thrones".
Six things I could never do without
1. Craigslist missed connections

2. Coffee

3. Interwebs

4. Pizzas over 16" across.

5. Butts. They are nice to watch.

6. Homeless shelter giveaways. I just like free bricks of cheese!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
1.When is my next adventure?
2.WOW how can a guy this sexy be all alone? It couldn't possibly be my arrogance. Could it?
3. ???.. oh sorry was day dreaming.
4. Why wasn't I a trust fund baby?
5. MMM... Donuts
On a typical Friday night I am
Well, I have to admit I'm not a late nighter. I love going out to a show or a good meal but, I'm usually ready to call it by midnight at the latest.

Just fyi my Myers-Briggs type is ENTJ-T
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Head injuries from previous relationships have limited my memory. What was the question? My computer has sufficient graphics memory.
You should message me if
You are filled with drama and I can be put in the middle of it somehow. I used to prefer to eat my popcorn and enjoy the show from the sidelines. That has changed since acting classes. I need more drama!
The two of us