33Victoria Park, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
Here is me. A guy. I have two arms, two legs, one head, and the various other appendages associated with my sex. I have likes. I have dislikes. Beyond that you will have to decide for yourself.

But anyway, enough about me. I want to know about you. I want to know your hopes and dreams, your aspirations. Your loves and losses. Pets and pet peeves. Best friends and arch-enemies.

Ideally, I'm looking for someone to point out my faults with a smile. Maybe watch the odd movie with me and complain that the main actress looks too thin to be attractive. And also, if possible, laugh at my jokes in that its-not-really-that-funny-but-I'll-laugh-because-you-look-so-enthused kind of way. But mainly I want to meet someone who knows what she wants and since you are on this site that's a pretty good start. See, I like you already!
What I’m doing with my life
Doing some shop work right now (hey it pays the bills) but looking into starting a PGCE course so I can teach English A-Level. Hopefully by this time the psychopaths from secondary school have been weeded out.
I’m really good at
Making people laugh, always been able to do that. Giving advice (only when asked), listening to people’s woes. Writing poetry and short stories. Debating, cooking, playing poker, playing computer games (I’m a natural geek). I've also just taken up Life-drawing. Completely new to it but I have found I have some talent for it.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I don't look my age. Something I will appreciate when I get to my forties..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books – Anything by Pratchett, George R R Martin, Trudi Canavan, Brent Weeks, Dan Brown, Jasper Fforde, J K Rowling, Christopher Paolini and my favourite of them all, John Brosnan (look him up)

Movies – Shawshank (natch), Matrix tril, LOTR, Batman tril, Die Hard 1, 2 & 3 (never see 4 and 5, they just ruin the rest) Star Wars saga, Snatch, anything by Monty Python, and a few others. I quite like films from the early 90s. Ever seen 'With Honors'? Great movie, check YouTube. Its on there in about 7 small parts.

Shows - Family Guy, House, Bones, Frasier, South Park, Archer, Gotham, Elementary, Sherlock, Doctor Who, anything British from the 80s (golden age television), Game of Thrones (THE BOOKS ARE BETTER!).

Music – Anything.
Six things I could never do without
1: My laptop
2: My car
3: Whatever computer console I happen to be playing at the time.
4: Interesting YouTube videos
5: Great books
6: Great films

People not included here. I don't count people as 'things'.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot of stuff most people don't think about. For example, everyone on this site keeps talking about surviving zombie apocalypses. However, I think that since most people in coffins are buried in suits, the zombie apocalypse would be a very formal affair.
On a typical Friday night I am
Who knows? Don’t exactly live my nights by a plan. Not exactly a big clubber but I do like spending time with friends, movies, bowling. Whatever is happening.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
There is nothing about me that I am not willing to share. I don't know if this makes me boring or not. I'm sure I have a few scandalous secrets that are so secretive I have forgotten. If not I'm sure we could come up with some together.
You should message me if
You think Queen is hands down the best band ever to come out of this green and pleasant land of ours. And if you DON'T agree with that then instead message me a challenge to that statement.

Also, since I'm frugal I don't have A-list so while I like getting 'likes' messages are much more practical since I will be able to actually see you.
The two of us