32Morrisville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a nerdy software developer that is, oddly enough, not socially awkward and doesn't live in a basement covered in Cheeto dust and Mountain Dew.

I like to pretend to be funny, cook good food, fish, play video games, and find new shit to get into.

Coffee is awesome and I will always look for the next best cup. You should get some coffee with me and see if we can find something good.
What I’m doing with my life
I was recently living in California where I had my own startup. Thing's went really well and now I am here in the Carolinas.
I’m really good at
Eating my said cooking
Being awesome

and lots of other stuff that I can't think of right now. Or at least I am pretty sure I have other stuff I am good at that isn't only 4 items listed above.
The first things people usually notice about me
is that I am not John Candy or Chris Farley. That's about the time they notice how STUNNINGLY HANDSOME and RIDICULOUSLY COOL I am.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I work pretty hard using my brain to write complex logic in software all day. When I get home I like to put dumb stuff into my brain.

Star Wars!
Fantasy Novels
Sci-Fi Novels
Military Fiction

I don't know if I have a favorite movie. But I could list a few I really like of course.
Lord of the Rings
Star Wars
Recent Marvel movies
um, and basically movies with lots of explosions, comedy, or both.

Although, I have 3 favorite types of food.
-Anything pickled. I am a sucker for pickled stuff.
-Cheese. Sharper the better.
-Sausages / Cured Meats
Six things I could never do without
3 freebies:
Significant Other (maybe you? think about it!)

Video Games (I like to play games, what can I say).
Cooking - cooking is my stress reliever
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to solve world hunger, how to bring peace to the middle east, how to improve life for the less privileged...

just kidding. Mostly good sandwich combinations.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever seems fun. Netflix and video games? Cooking something cool? Going out? I dunno, I play it by ear.

Let's figure it out together.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm Batman.
You should message me if
You want me to send you pictures of my ripped abs......ab.....uh....

You wanna find out what makes me tick...

You think I am attractive because you know that bigger = better. Basically, you like fat guys...or at least this one
The two of us