29 Carpentersville, United States
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My self-summary
Here's a rare gem you don't find often enough...

Hey there!!!

Im Brendan. Im sweet, fun, and comical. If you're looking for spoilers about me, they're in the descriptions below. Honestly, you should just message me and get to know me yourself!!!

(And Im cute)
What I’m doing with my life
Currently, Im a traveling stage lighting technician. That's all I'm giving ya! What tour Im with cant be discussed (but there's a hint in one of these photos...).

With this gig in particular, my weekends are free again!!! I can get back on the dating scene without being gone for months at a time. Give me a message sometime and we can get together.
I’m really good at
Key points:
Im a musician; percussion by trade, comedy by heart.
Music: classic rock and comedy, but I'll dance to anything!!!
Thanks to work, I travel a lot. Have racked up some good mileage on United!!!
Night life is fun for me. Bars, music, comedy clubs.
Also like to take it easy. Ive got my Xbox One, my AppleTv, and my Hulu!
The first things people usually notice about me
. . . is that I'm witty. I tend to make my audience (friends, new acquaintances, family) laugh at the quick wit humor I produce. Half the time its at my own expense, half the time its against others (be warned!!!). It's always in good fun, which is why conversations can fly by and last hours!!!

No 2: My hair!!! Im very happy right now with my flowing locks. Little to no maintenance needed. Though, recently, I've been experimenting with straightening it. It looks pretty damn good!!!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Here's a generic list of things that are awesome!!!
Books: Alphabet of Manliness, Bigfoot: I Not Dead
Movies: The Lego Movie, Team America, Black Dynamite, Roller Town
TV: Rick and Morty, Walking Dead, GoT, Brooklyn Nine Nine, Archer
Music: Comedy, classic rock, 80's rock / pop
Food: edible
The six things I could never do without
Showers (IMPORTANT!!!)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
. . . how good my hair looks!!! Picture Thor, or Zeus, or a "Chip-n-dales Patrick Swazey."
On a typical Friday night I am
I typically go out on Friday nights with either shop coworkers (Dekalb), college buddies (Chicago), or buddies from the hometown (Lombard/schaumburg). My buddies and I do a range of things, such as go to bars, movies, the Arlington Racetrack, concerts, fairs, and other things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Ive lost 25lbs in 3 months!!! (As of September)
Lost 30 total now!!! (As of October)
You should message me if
. . . you actually made it all the way down to this section. You did it!!!