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My self-summary
I actually read your profiles

Hooking up is fun but genuine connections are better! Casually looking for something more than casual.

6'2, tech enthusiast, disc golfer, snowboard instructor during the winter, accountant year round, hiker, beer & whiskey drinker, Packers & Timbers fan, 420 friendly, EDM lover, dancing fool who likes fun times with fun folks! Looking for my compliment, not a dependent.


Things I find strange about online dating:

-Why are you posting pics of your kid considering all the pervs that use this site? Oh it's not yours? Why are you posting pics of other people's kids considering all the pervs that use this site? That's even worse. Just saying.
-Those snapchat filters are ridiculous. Someone had to say it😜
What I’m doing with my life
Living it!

Among other things. I have a good job in my degree field and I'm climbing up that corporate ladder. During the winter, I teach snowboard lessons on the weekends. You might find me on one of the many hiking trails the PNW has to offer, disc golfing, biking around Portland, dancing at a show, chanting in the Timbers Army, binge reading news and self improvement articles, having a drink at one of the ridiculous number of drinking establishments in Portland, or relaxing at home, possibly binge watching Netflix.
I’m really good at

Well, I'm pretty good. There's always someone better. I used to be really good at beer pong in college. I retired after graduating. I am an Excel wizard. So that's something I'm really good at.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read as many books as I should. I do like going down the rabbit hole on Wikipedia from time to time. Otherwise I often binge read news articles of various subjects. Some of my favorite subjects are current events, business, technology, self-help, psychology, relationships, military history, science, and sustainability.

Current shows I'm watching: Game of Thrones, The Walking Dead, Penny Dreadful, Black Sails, Vikings, Californication, and probably a couple of others I can't think of at the moment. Boondock Saints is my favorite movie of all time. When it comes to movies, I tend to drift more towards action and comedy but I'm kind of bored with it. I don't have a TV so I don't really know what movies are out there.

I went through a phase with rap, reggae, dancehall, calypso, soca, metal, hard rock, punk, ska, pop, and EDM not necessarily in that order. I am currently on an EDM kick and would love to hear of some new music if you have any suggestions?

I'm not a picky eater which is probably why I was a fat kid until my junior year of high school. Unlike some of my classmates, I kept the weight off.
Six things I could never do without
You'd be surprised what you can live without until you don't have a choice. But I guess if I had to pick:

A sense of purpose
Emotional Intelligence
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways I can improve my life big and small
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually doing something atypical
You should message me if
You consider yourself to be easy going, you don't believe everything the personality traits tell you, you're fluent in sarcasm, you prefer getting to know someone in person instead over analyzing an Internet profile, or if there is some rad music you believe I should check out live or otherwise.

Bonus points if you're between 5'7 and 5'11😍

Might sound a little mean but there is a maximum weight limit for this ride(sorry not sorry). If you're bigger than me, just don't.

IG: chris_mf_matthews
The two of us