Imightbegiant
29 Dallas, United States
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My self-summary
I've often wondered if I should just burn this whole profile down, and just write some truths.

So here we go.

I am a fat man, I say that I am working on it, and somedays that is true. Most days it is not.

Bearing that in mind, I would like to meet someone who is moderately more attractive than I am by a smidge or two.

A universal truth is that it is hard to be friends with people who have real life commitments; such as a wife, husband, children, and mistresses.
What I’m doing with my life
Working on my dream of movie exhibitionist. It is coming along slowly yet swimmingly.

Working a job that monkey can do- but as that monkey would say in the Flintstones that is my waking life "It's a living". Bills are paid, food is consumed, movies are enjoyed.
I’m really good at
Being an individual, and doing most of everything for myself.

I can cook relatively well.

I can tell you basically anything about most modern movies or television shows.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a tall mother fucker. Also I can be funny in the right situations.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books- does a magazine count?

Movies- Any and all.

Food- gimme.

Music- I am down for most of anything barring certain types of rap.

Television- you name it, i've got a review.
The six things I could never do without
the cliche iPhone for podcasts though

Facebook- yeah i am wrapped in that shit.

Netflix- I get more and more basic, trust me

my job, it may be monkey work but there is a steady pay check in it

porn- who doesn't?

Funny sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
That Mr. Owl really gipped not only that kid, but the world, out of knowing the answer to the greatest mystery that mankind has ever put forth.
You should message me if
if any of the basic facts that I mislabeled as "truths" above resonate with you.
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