So here we go.
I am a fat man, I say that I am working on it, and somedays that is true. Most days it is not.
Bearing that in mind, I would like to meet someone who is moderately more attractive than I am by a smidge or two.
A universal truth is that it is hard to be friends with people who have real life commitments; such as a wife, husband, children, and mistresses.
Working a job that monkey can do- but as that monkey would say in the Flintstones that is my waking life "It's a living". Bills are paid, food is consumed, movies are enjoyed.
I can cook relatively well.
I can tell you basically anything about most modern movies or television shows.
Movies- Any and all.
Music- I am down for most of anything barring certain types of rap.
Television- you name it, i've got a review.
Facebook- yeah i am wrapped in that shit.
Netflix- I get more and more basic, trust me
my job, it may be monkey work but there is a steady pay check in it
porn- who doesn't?
Funny sixth thing