Actually, instead of writing this, I should have included select clips of Leonard from The Big Bang Theory. It's a far more accurate depiction of me.
Hitchhiker's Guide to The Galaxy quintilogy
The Foundation Series
Richard Bach's: One
His Dark Materials saga
The Lord of the Rings (Director's cut)
El Baron Del Terror
My Chemical Romance
The New Pornographers
Queens Of the Stone Age
The Big Bang Theory
Star Trek: TNG
Mac n' Cheese (saturated with Tabasco)
Lincoln Cafe Bacon Burger with Bleu Cheese
Tomato Basil Soup
2. Proper Hygiene
3. Skyrim (to be fair, that presumes the existence of a console or PC)
4. A stylish seasonal coat
5. Access to Pub Med
Up until my freshman year of college, I hated being male and was seriously considering gender re-assignment.
If you have a friend or family member suffering from cancer, let me know and I will provide you with my relevant research info, patient data, and examples of working alternative therapies. No one deserves to die from big pharma's campaign of misinformation.