Canoeing, being outside, road trips, the ocean, road trips along the ocean, photography, gardening, cooking, bonfires, peanut sauce, crocodiles, trailer parks, adrenaline rushes, writing, swapping stories, prank wars, stand up comedy, fireworks, camping, checking for critters under rocks, the Tourettes Guy, TED talks, lightning, verbal sparring, places I've never been, finding the joke in anything, doodling.
Stuff I don't like:
Bullshit and being cold (which is redundant, because being cold is bullshit.)
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right." (Henry Ford)
And the safe word is hhwhisky.
It's location independent - which is perfect - because I love throwing everything I need into a backpack, pulling up stakes, and taking off wherever, whenever.
I have home bases in both Washington and Baja. I like to rattle up and down the coast.
I keep a supply of googly eyes in my purse. Either I get the chance to make a face out of something or I give them out to people. No stranger has ever refused when I ask, "Hey you want some googly eyes?" Nah they always light up like "YEAH!"
Book: Naked Lunch
Movie: Hot Rod (he's like the Don Quixote of our generation you guys)
Show: Trailer Park Boys
Food: Arugula-prosciutto-fig pizza is a mouthgasm.
Also, gimme standup every day. Really though. Every. Day.
4. A pen.
5. Arugula-prosciutto-fig pizza (you think this is a fuckin game?)
6. More jokes.
Setting my lineup. (The season's upon us yo!)
If you have kids or if you think you may want them in the future, then we will not be a good match.