29 Rosarito, Mexico
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My self-summary
Stuff I like:
Canoeing, being outside, road trips, the ocean, road trips along the ocean, photography, gardening, cooking, bonfires, peanut sauce, crocodiles, trailer parks, adrenaline rushes, writing, swapping stories, prank wars, stand up comedy, fireworks, camping, checking for critters under rocks, the Tourettes Guy, TED talks, lightning, verbal sparring, places I've never been, finding the joke in anything, doodling.

Stuff I don't like:
Bullshit and being cold (which is redundant, because being cold is bullshit.)

Personal philosophy:
"Whether you think you can or you think you can't, you're right." (Henry Ford)

Spirit animal:
Gary Busey

And the safe word is hhwhisky.
What I’m doing with my life
Couple months ago I partnered with an advertising consulting agency. I didn't go to school for advertising, they just love my writing. Actually the story of how it all happened is killer and sometimes I still think I'm dreaming.

It's location independent - which is perfect - because I love throwing everything I need into a backpack, pulling up stakes, and taking off wherever, whenever.

I have home bases in both Washington and Baja. I like to rattle up and down the coast.
I’m really good at
Making your fucking day.
I keep a supply of googly eyes in my purse. Either I get the chance to make a face out of something or I give them out to people. No stranger has ever refused when I ask, "Hey you want some googly eyes?" Nah they always light up like "YEAH!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's just do one each.

Book: Naked Lunch

Movie: Hot Rod (he's like the Don Quixote of our generation you guys)

Show: Trailer Park Boys

Music: Dispatch

Food: Arugula-prosciutto-fig pizza is a mouthgasm.

Also, gimme standup every day. Really though. Every. Day.
The six things I could never do without
1. Jokes.
2. Doggies.
3. Sunshine.
4. A pen.
5. Coconut oil.
6. More jokes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Delicious and unusual word combinations.

Setting my lineup. (The season's upon us yo!)
On a typical Friday night I am
If there's a bonfire then I'll be standing around it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't want kids. It's just not on my list of stuff I want to do before I die. I have so many other things I have to get to - like skydiving and volunteering at the ACES crocodile sanctuary and starting my own business and racing in the Mongol Rally - that I'll run out of time before I get to check them all off. I get along great with kids, but most people I know who have them are living the type of life that I don't want for myself.

If you have kids or if you think you may want them in the future, then we will not be a good match.
You should message me if
You've ever wanted to show up at the airport and buy a ticket for whichever flight leaves soonest. I will try that one of these days, but it would be fun to have someone to go with.