IncipientPioneer
26 Upland, United States
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My self-summary
After browsing on here for a bit, I've decided that the best option going forward would be to post a bunch of shirtless pictures of myself in the mirror. If my being alone in the bathroom doesn't make you want me, what else would?

Kidding. Some guys on here are just fucking weird.

I love talking about anything- even if it's arguing about politics or music. Let me be the James Carville to your Mary Matalin.

I am on the level of an iron chef with my cooking...if my relatives can stand the mess.

By day I work but by night I am a world-renown beer pong player (even if my winning percentage begs to differ).
I’m really good at
Breaking my cell phone and buying replacements at Wal-Mart.
The first things people usually notice about me
I know the most useless random facts. Want to know what the plastic thing on the tip of a shoelace is? BAM! I know.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
If I like a song I will overplay it to death. Like I'm on the 400th listen of a song on the second day of hearing it overplayed.

I am the most random music lover you will ever find. Have a mix with Taylor Swift, Wiz Khalifa, and Guns N' Roses? I do.

I read a lot. Political books, finance history and other nerdy stuff are standard fare but also trashy pop-culture-y books. I'm gonna follow that up with Ayn Rand, Nabakov, Tom Wolfe, and Tolstoy. haha

I can sit though a horror or sad movie straight faced the entire time. But put on a comedy and I'll be laughing at the top of my lungs.

Admission: I know a lot of Asians and they have converted me to the best food group ever: Szechuan.
The six things I could never do without
Scotch
Music
Friends
Optimists
Interesting Conversation
My Rainbows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What androids dream of...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I read and enjoyed 50 Shades of Grey. Hell, all three books. Crucify me for it.

Also, this is simultaneously the catchiest and most horrific thing I have ever heard.
You should message me if
You are as awesome as me? haha

Although you get huge bonus points if you message me first.
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