I love to travel. Let's talk about movies, life, love, innocent thoughts and crazy thoughts. Lets go for a hike that leaves us both tired and smiling from ear to ear.
Dating 101 with Mr. Bean: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lih75e6Rb8A&feature=youtu.be
10 of the worst traits in a woman!
1) She will have a brain::: I know that a lobotomized woman is the norm. Normally woman is there just for sex, to clean, and screams "brains, brains...feed me brains". An intelligent woman...so weird.
2) She makes me feel like I can trust her::: I hate a woman that I can trust. She should break my trust on a daily basis. For example: if she tells me, she is going to get bread. she should come back with a Silverback Gorilla named Jim, and leave me for the primate.
3) She is a great listener, and can also have intelligent conversation::: She should start talking incoherently (over me) every time I start to talk. Blah blah babble blabble.
5) She like gentleman::: You must hate someone who is romantic, does something sweet on impulse, open's the door, has manners, goes out of his way to do something nice.
6) She has ambition, or wants to learn::: A woman should not have above a third grade education. Be able to talk intelligently about a movie, a book, or something that she enjoys...for shame! What guy would want this! Furthermore a woman should not know how to lead a company as a manager or as a business owner.
7) Is a good kisser::: I should feel like I am kissing a fish when I kiss her. If she is big black alien from the Alien's Movie series...perfect!
8) She stands up to people that kick dogs at house parties, bares her teeth and claws at social injustice and has no problem inserting herself between bullies and victims.
9) She likes being sensual::: Every woman should be a nun! How dare she like to kiss or have a sex drive. Sheesh Men do not like sex! Men are all A-Sexual.
10) She likes to laugh and is spontaneous:::: A woman should be as funny as a rock. In fact if she is a rock, that is perfect because she will never go anywhere on a whim :p.
If you are this worst ever sub or slave friend, send me a message. :)
I also skipped number 4 on purpose. If you want to suggest a number 4, please be my guest.
I have the personality of a conqueror. I enjoy being a tactician in life, and it makes me smile to help people and grow companies at the same time. I want to use the projects I create and help to grow; to fund several charities.
Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles (Old DIC Cartoon), Inception, Focus, Transformers, Love Actually, Tommy Boy, Apres Vous, Rocket Singh, Strictly Sexual.
Tv: Torchwood, Dr who, Spy on hulu, Trinity, The following, Smash, Naruto Shippuden, Saturday Night Live.
Music: I have an eclectic taste in music. I like everything from trance to classical and country. I do not like gangster rap; except when, the lyrics are well written.
Dj Gillies- Kiss Kiss (Trance)
Rodrigo Y Gabriela (Arpeggio)
Motzart: Adagio and Fugue for strings in C minor
If and when I find my mate, I am looking for a sensual & intelligent. woman, who love to laugh, kiss. I am looking for a Diana/Artemis to my, Orion.
The universe without music is madness. Best fortune cookie ever!
October 13th, 2016
I am jaded. Cracked stone laying as rubble, which was once a mountain. Once translated as beautiful heart. I am no more.
If you are cracked beautiful stone, your mineral essence...I will wear with pride. Lodged in your Craggy exterior, there is diamond that you do not see. You are breath taking, and you do not see it.
October 5th, 2016
I awoke in bed. The bed was not mine, and it belonged to a lovely companion. We had carnal delight earlier that night. The succulent taste of her lingered on my lips, and it felt like bitting into a papaya dripping with juices. I feel her skin, and found her skin cold. I raise the soft cotton sheet, while I abscond from her bed.
I had to get back to the boat. I was acting as first mate on my father's 45ft sailboat. I
October 6th, 2016
I find intelligence to be a huge turn on.
Beware of talking rabbits! True story! I once followed a rabbit down a whole, and ended up in a psychedelic place.
I love music. Here is a funny song called "Zombie love song"
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