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My self-summary
I am a martial artist, a skier, a hiker, and a cook. I enjoy being spontaneous, and a goofball. I defy the rules about men in this aspect...I listen. I am here.

Dating 101 with Mr. Bean:

10 Things that will make the worst girl friend. (this is a joke (lots of sarcasm)

1) She will have a brain::: I know that a lobotomized woman is the norm. Normally woman is there just for sex, to clean, and screams "brains, brains...feed me brains". An intelligent weird.

2) She makes me feel like I can trust her::: I hate a woman that I can trust. She should break my trust on a daily basis. For example: if she tells me, she is going to get bread. she should come back with a Silverback Gorilla named Jim, and leave me for the primate.

3) She is a great listener, and also have intelligent conversation::: She should start talking incoherently (over me) every time I start to talk. Blah blah babble blabble.

5) She like gentleman::: You must hate someone who is romantic, does something sweet on impulse, open's the door, has manners, goes out of his way to do something nice.

6) She has ambition, or wants to learn::: A woman should not have above a third grade education. Be able to talk intelligently about a movie, a book, or something that she enjoys...for shame! What guy would want this! Furthermore a woman should not know how to lead a company as a manager or as a business owner.

7) Is a good kisser::: I should feel like I am kissing a fish when I kiss her. If she is big black alien from the Alien's Movie series...perfect!

8) She stands up to people that kick dogs at house parties, bares her teeth and claws at social injustice and has no problem inserting herself between bullies and victims.

9) She likes being sensual::: Every woman should be a nun! How dare she like to kiss or have a sex drive. Sheesh Men do not like sex! Men are all A-Sexual.

10) She likes to laugh and is spontaneous:::: A woman should be as funny as a rock. In fact if she is a rock, that is perfect because she will never go anywhere on a whim :p.

If you are looking to make a friend, or you are this worst ever girl friend. Alice of wonderland, let's see where the rabbit hole goes together. I also skipped number 4 on purpose. If you want to suggest a number 4, please be my guest.

Hello reader. You found my profile. :). There are a few questions and self answers in it. Careful of falling robot profile is under construction.

I love music. Music make me smile. I wear my heart on my sleeves. I am the son of a flower child and a sailboat captain/salesman.

I am here looking for friends or something more. I am taking a weed-wacker to my Jew-fro this weekend. My hair grows very fast. I would let my hair grow out to be able to donate to locks for love again, but than I would look like cousin IT from the Adam's family.

I practice Martial Arts, Tantra, Meditation and I love to workout and run. I started doing Yoga. I just do it at home. Youtube is great for workout videos.

Is all fail in love and war? Yes. An exception to this is a break of honesty. I consider lying or cheating (when you break the agreed upon rules of the relationship) to be deplorable. Don't do anything to vindictively hurt your partner.
What I’m doing with my life
Food Journal 30 Days of Cooking (daily best of):

Day 1: Green Chili Soup with pork (slow cooked for 8 hours)
Day 2: Yukon Gold Mash Potatoes, T Bone steak, and and salad with balsamic and olive oil.
Day 3: Ramen noodles at a local Ramen shop by Tiffany Plaza.
Day 4: Beef stew
Day 5: Life Cereal
I’m really good at
Being a dork, smiling, and watching the world through blue eyes.

Wink...wink, nod...nod...exactly!
The first things people usually notice about me
My blue eyes or my hair, I guess.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Fahrenheit 451, 100 years of Solitude, Illiad, Terry Goodkind's Sword of Truth series, Kushiel Trillogy, Green Rider, Art of War, The Prince, The republic, and the Anita Blake Series.

Movies: Teenage Mutant Ninja turtles (Old DIC Cartoon), Inception, Focus, Transformers, Love Actually, Tommy Boy, Apres Vous, Rocket Singh, Strictly Sexual.

Tv: Torchwood, Dr who, Spy on hulu, Trinity, The following, Smash, Naruto Shippuden, Saturday Night Live.

Music: I have an eclectic taste in music. I like everything from trance to classical and country. I do not like gangster rap; except when, the lyrics are well written.
The six things I could never do without
Passion, gum drops, grim reaper playing basketball, traveling, Doritos.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A few favorite songs:

Dj Gillies- Kiss Kiss (Trance)

Rodrigo Y Gabriela (Arpeggio)

Motzart: Adagio and Fugue for strings in C minor

If and when I find my mate, I am looking for a sensual & intelligent. woman, who love to laugh, kiss. I am looking for a Diana/Artemis to my, Orion.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I find intelligence to be a huge turn on.

Beware of talking rabbits! True story, it lead me down the rabbit hole.

I love music. Here is a funny song called "Zombie love song"
You should message me if
You wanna enjoy a bite to eat or a cold beverage. I am addicted to Mexican food, so one can always bait me. lol.

You want to share a conversation about action movies, food, or politics.

If you wanna go for a run or a hike.