IngmarBirdman
29 Somerville, United States
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My self-summary
I'm kind of done trying to imagecraft, so I'll just tell you straight up that I'm loud and bitter and sort of a brat, but if a cute dog or cat enters the room I'll melt to the floor like Alex Mack.

Bowie, Lynch, and Byrne are my fave Daves.

ENFP
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in a punk rock band because society, maaaan. I'm a non-professional music critic/snob. My actual job is to remotely boss around warehouse admins.
I’m really good at
Thinking of a good synonym for "acerbic" because I already used that word once, then googling it to make sure the definition I had in my head was correct, and then it turns out I was a little bit off but whatever, it's close enough, I'll go with it.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyebrows.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Blood Meridian
Blue Velvet
Fugazi
Monday Night Raw
Habanero Peppers
I spend a lot of time thinking about
memes
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinking
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Dating has broken me but my shards are still thirsty.
You should message me if
This all sounds attractive to you.
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