33Pittsburgh, United States
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My self-summary
Never smokes, Drinks social-defensively, Doesn't have drugs but might want them someday, Omnivore.
What I’m doing with my life
Just kidding; I have drugs.
Work, gym, open mic, computer. Trying to find time to keep up with the renovation of my house in between all of that.
I’m really good at
Really pushing the boundaries of other people and still making them laugh. I'm probably teetering on the edge of an HR complaint 95% of the day. Make one too many potato famine jokes and the guy with the red hair and freckles gets all mopey.
The first things people usually notice about me
My right arm is a giant blue tattoo and the left one is red, so that's usually up there. Then it's the beard/ corporate mohawk combo. If I'm with a group of people, it's also very likely that we're the loudest group there.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I can talk endlessly about movies. Except I call them films. Not necessarily because I'm pretentious about it (Note: I'm pretty pretentious about it) but because it justifies all that time I spent in film school only to work for the government (which I thankfully no longer do). I have a list of things I'm not bitter about. This is at the top of that list.

Also, so that you have something to go off of: Coen Brothers, Wes Anderson, H.P. Lovecraft, ‎Mark Z. Danielewski, Bukowski, pretty much everything FXX has to offer after 9 pm, and stand up comedy.
Six things I could never do without
I find this the most droll part of the form. I had something here that I thought was funny, but who knows, really. I can't see if you're laughing or not, and figuring out what makes someone smile is the best part of trying. So instead of reading some list that someone posted up where they're like "pizza, beer, air..." Let's just go get some pizza, beer, and/or air and hang out. Sound good? Good.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Usually the thought du jour. I don't often fixate on any one topic for days at a time.
On a typical Friday night I am
Now that I've moved back to Pittsburgh, it seems like Fridays are going to be my quieter nights.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't know. I'm not an intensely private person, so I don't really even have a good barometer for this. That said, anything that could count as private or intimate is usually best shared in person.
You should message me if
Meeting new friends is fun. Isn't that enough incentive?

And really, isn't that what this is all for? Creating the login, writing all this stuff, and picking pictures? I have an idea, let's just say "fuck it" and just grab a beer. It'll be fun. I'm really good at fun.
The two of us