28 Tacoma, United States
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My self-summary
My roommates and I would like to learn to play some table top games, we need someone to teach us and be the story master! Must be OK with animals, as you'd likely have to come to my mini zoo. (especially the sweet but protective pit bull)

Have a boyfriend, just making some friends. Especially for shows and shit. With that said, I do work two jobs and my free time is limited. By day I'm the best nanny ever, and by night I'm a package sorter.

Transparent as fuck, while maintaining privacy and confidentially for others.

I just erased everything because apparently I come off too abrasive. Passive-aggressiveness not wanted!

I wholeheartedly miss having a best friend around. Someone to confide in. Someone who always has my back. Someone not afraid to tell me when I'm fuckin up. Thick skinned, spontaneous, open minded, compassionate, loyal, and funny; not require, highly appreciated.
What I’m doing with my life
You know, living it. Not giving a shit about the Seahawks, edm, your gluten-free diet, or your Internet slang/abbreviations. Cuddling with my dag. Ya like dags?
I’m really good at
Eating. Naps. Love naps. Goin to shows. Breathing. Looking at things, and stuff.
The first things people usually notice about me
Considering that I'm not other people... How about you tell me what you noticed first.

If you see me in person without my glasses, I promise I'm not giving you dirty looks or mean mugging you, I just have to make fucked up faces to be able to see, haha.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books... Working on a series by Bernard Cornwell about Vikings.

Movies... Waynes World, Natural Born Killers, Haught Tension, pretty much all Rob Zombie flicks. Guardians of the Galaxy.

TV... Vikings, cartoons, documentaries, more cartoons.

Music... Lots of stuff. Mushroomhead, Black Label, Corrosion of Conformity, Devil Driver, lots of classic rock, Machine Head. Been listening to the same shit for years.. Need something new, but so out of the loop.
The six things I could never do without
My dog, my glasses, sex(I've got this taken care of thnx,) a will to live, ambition, some other stuff.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Various long haired men. Brock Hurn, Charlie Hunnam, Travis Fimmel, Clive Standen. Lady boner, all day.

"There's no such thing as evil
It's just a complex personality"

Food. Sex. Goals. Hobbit houses.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully not murdered somewhere
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I shower naked, but don't tell anyone.

I have a lot of shitty tattoos.

I'm extremely insecure about my weight and body. (this is getting to be less of a problem, I've been losing a little)
You should message me if
You know what context clues are, and how to use them. You're down for an adventure, or just wanna bullshit.
Spontaneity is a positive.

You don't have double standards.

You're understand that I'm not looking for hook ups, and are ok with meeting the boyfriend, and if ya feel like it, you can be his as well.

You live in Tacoma and wanna chill. Smoke buds? Camping buds? I'd like some regulars.

Don't message me if you're afraid of, or dislike, pitbulls. My dog is my shadow.