Beware! This is the internet - you never know what you will find. Am I a 400lb jungle cat who's decided to lure his next meal via the internet, or maybe an alien scientist looking for human females to take back to my distant and hostile home planet?
Do you have what it takes to pierce the veil and discover the truth?
Books: Ender's Game, Dexter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Cujo, Of Mice and Men, Shinju, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man, The Chronicles of Narnia
Food: Self-Cooked meals and pretty-near anything else!
How do they get the caramel inside a Caramilk Bar?
Where do all the Cadbury eggs go after easter?
Nah, I'm kidding.
or, you know, just going out.
I talk to them. :P
Go on - if you are really fucking cool, or a woman who knows what she wants, laughs easily, sees the world as a grand adventure, and considers herself a challenge, you should message me.