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My self-summary
Ha ha! My cunning plan has worked! You have clicked on this profile and I have amazed you with my wit and charm (all a façade, I assure you) and you just have to see for yourself how amazing I truly am.

Beware! This is the internet - you never know what you will find. Am I a 400lb jungle cat who's decided to lure his next meal via the internet, or maybe an alien scientist looking for human females to take back to my distant and hostile home planet?

Do you have what it takes to pierce the veil and discover the truth?
What I’m doing with my life
Preparing to go back to school for a PhD, being an inspiration to my friends and enemies, widening my horizons and generally living out my desire to slowly take over the world.
I’m really good at
Losing track of ... what was I doing again? o.O
The first things people usually notice about me
That enigmatic sparkle in my eye that suggests I know something no one else does... Can you guess what?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: Great Big Sea, Pink, Bobby McFerrin, Brahms, Guns'n'Roses, Michael Bublé, Anjelique Kidjo, Katy Perry, Edward Maya, Lily Allen, Mika, Cyndi Lauper, Kreesha Turner, Niki Minaj, Zamfir, Chopin, Whitesnake, Rob Zombie, Hall and Oates, Fun, The Script, Vanessa Carlton, Johnny Cash

Books: Ender's Game, Dexter, A Song of Ice and Fire, Cujo, Of Mice and Men, Shinju, Don't Stand Too Close to a Naked Man, The Chronicles of Narnia

Food: Self-Cooked meals and pretty-near anything else!
Six things I could never do without
Witty Banter
Smart Phone
Good Company
Sarcastic Wit
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Just how many licks *does* it take to get to the tootsie-roll center of a tootsie pop?

How do they get the caramel inside a Caramilk Bar?

Where do all the Cadbury eggs go after easter?

Nah, I'm kidding.

On a typical Friday night I am
Enjoying the company of friends while having amazing adventures and performing heroic acts!

or, you know, just going out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still believe in Santa Clause, the Tooth Fairy, and the Easter Bunny.

No really.

I talk to them. :P
You should message me if
You smiled once while reading this profile. (I bet you are smiling now). :D

Go on - if you are really fucking cool, or a woman who knows what she wants, laughs easily, sees the world as a grand adventure, and considers herself a challenge, you should message me.
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