Lets see, where do I start? Maybe a Christmas list in this area? Oh I get it; this is the part where I modestly but yet narcissistically talk about myself. Well, I’ll give it my best shot. I achieved a level of education past high school and mastered my ABC’s; that deserves some credit. From my experience this is an essential quality for a decent conversation, because the afternoon chats with the mannequin in Victoria’s Secret are boring me. Now I know this raises questions as to why the hec am I in Victoria’s Secret;…no comment on that one. Oh and if we ever hang out I can assure you there will be no "awkward silence". I'll be too busy teasing you.
Life's exciting; especially when you realize tomorrow is a chance to try again for the mistake you made today. This helps me cope with embarrassing stunts, like snowboarding down a mountain in nothing but my boxer shorts, all to take on a bet from my friends. Thanks guys. You’re probably wondering at this point if I was dropped on my head as a child. Let me reassure you; I wasn’t, something fell on it. Oh here comes my favorite part. It hasn’t been too noticeable, and I know I need to work a little on it, but a sense of humor might be a good thing around me. I'm just saying, call me crazy, but that’s me…crazy; and what I did in 96 didn’t officially classify me as crazy; I was dismissed of those charges. I also learned to be a patient person from watching paint dry. Yup, I think I’ve mastered that pretty well.
So…I guess this brings me to the end, or not. I might as well stop while I’m still ahead…you’d be just as crazy if you thought I was ahead. Not sure if I accomplished the intended goal here or if I told you what the average girl wants to know. Reading this you either gained little information about me or learned waaayyy too much then you hoped for. Hey, it’s an achievement you made it this far…congratulations! Until then, I’ll be occupied preparing for the zombie apocalypse. Like Mr. Rogers used to say, have a beautiful day in the neighborhood. Any questions?