i have always wanted to be lisa 'left eye' lopes.
my proudest achievement is an 892 song itunes playlist called "angsty 90s ladies."
dame helen mirren is my role model.
selling overpriced clothing to obnoxious people.
learning russian, bc why the hell not?
working the manson family into any conversation (team leslie van houten).
faking a minnesota accent.
when I straightened my hair, I was told that I look like the girls from haim and Amy Adams by separate people on the same day. so apparently changing my hair changes the structure of my face. I am mystique.
music: kyla la grange, the staves, alex winston, tina dico, and liz phair.
movies: drop dead gorgeous, the craft, martyrs (the original french version. not the godawful american remake), jawbreaker, and romy & michele's high school reunion. depressing horror movies & 90s teen comedies.
television: buffy, orphan black, happy endings, being human, and popular. almost anything british and/or supernatural but never "supernatural."
authors: ann patchett, sloane crosley, carrie fisher (RIP), margaret atwood, and shirley jackson. sad girl memoirs and funny essays.
i hate peanut butter and love cookies.
tatiana maslany (x9)
movies feat. a strong female lead on netflix
michelle pfeiffer in grease 2
where is my john wayne?
where is my prairie song?
where is my happy ending?
where have all the cowboys gone?
how big of an asshole i can be in this profile.
honorable mentions go to:
kate bush's "this woman's work" music video makes me cry.
jewel's "you were meant for me" is in my head 24/7.
you were a fan of jenny lewis when she was a child actress.
you moved to new york because you wanted to be felicity.
nicola is your favorite member of girls aloud.
you watched/loved fleabag and want to talk about it.
vod from "fresh meat" means everything to you.
as alice deejay once said, "talk to me, oooh, talk to me."