selling overpriced clothing to obnoxious people.
unconsciously working the manson family into any conversation.
when I straightened my hair, I was told that I look like the girls from haim and Amy Adams by separate people on the same day. so apparently changing my hair changes the structure of my face. I am mystique.
music: kyla la grange, lindi ortega, alex winston, tina dico, and liz phair.
movies: drop dead gorgeous, the craft, martyrs, jawbreaker, and romy & michele's high school reunion. depressing horror movies & 90s teen comedies.
television: buffy, orphan black, happy endings, being human, and popular. almost anything british and/or supernatural but never "supernatural."
authors: ann patchett, sloane crosley, carrie fisher, margaret atwood, and shirley jackson. sad girl memoirs and funny essays.
i hate peanut butter and love cookies.
michelle pfeiffer in grease 2
where have all the cowboys gone?
jewel's "you were meant for me" is in my head 24/7.
you were a fan of jenny lewis when she was a child actress.
you moved to new york because you wanted to be felicity.
nicola is your favorite member of girls aloud.
as alice deejay once said, "talk to me, oooh, talk to me."