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My self-summary
Blowin' that chronic, spittin' sardonic
In vintage lingerie, shit's haingin' in a gallery
And the street's the runway, but I never stumble
Ain't fuck with the sexists, bitchmade and the jealous

Ok, time-out. You probably shouldn't message me if any of the following statements are disturbing.

1) I am not a "nice" girl, nor do I aspire to be. Being a good person is much different and much more important to me.
2) I do not believe that all people were created equal. I believe in assortative mating. I also believe in deviations from it, but there has to be some compelling reason for two people to be together, not just hey, we're both hot, let's get together.
3) Do not message me to tell me that I'm pretty or that I'm a bitch. I already know and am comfortable with both of those traits. The next is more important. If you
a) can't find anything in my really, really long profile that resonates with you
b) didn't get to the end of my profile
c) Aren't a really attractive, ambitious dude who's not put off by blunts and bluntness

...then DO NOT MESSAGE ME. We both have better ways to use our time. Efficiency is a good thing. Promote it baby.
I am:

An abstract thinker
Asker of big picture questions deemed "intense"
Kind and loyal but not always sweet
Fanatical about rap, basketball, beautiful things
small but sassy
honest to a fault & impossible to lie to
an indoor cat
What I’m doing with my life
I have no idea. But it's gonna be damn good.
I’m really good at
witty repartee
back massages
abstract meandering discussions
Collecting vintage clothes
The first things people usually notice about me
I taught Yeezy. You're welcome Kim!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am tempted to just throw down the typical profile laundry list, but here are top picks instead:

Authors: Eugene O'Neill, Phillip Roth, Franzen, Edith Wharton, the Brontes, Nabokov, Saul Bellow, Tom Wolfe, Jhumpa Lahiri

Book that changed how I think about the world: Unbearable Lightness of Being, Roth's Zuckerman set, Long Day's Journey, Seize the Day, Norweigan Wood, Freedom, the Rabbit Run series, Hamlet, Fountainhead (be not alarmed, dear reader--this girl worships not at the false altar of objectivism), Consider the Lobster, Gatsby, Animorphs, and...The

Music: Mostly hip-hop (Currently a lot of A$AP, Azaelia, Jay, Pusha T, Rozay, , etc.), KENDRICK songs for skinny white boys (XX, Passion Pit, Vampire Weekend)...and C-pop (I never really got over 周華健 from my days as a 12 year old mathlete with lots of exaggerated feelings)

Shows/Movies: NBA TV, Breaking Bad, ARCHER!, The Wire, Arrested Development, House of Cards, Kardashians, Louis CK, Mad Men, Jon Stewart, Godfather, The Housewife, Memento, Mean Girls, Closer, Eat Drink Man Woman, Social Network (great script, right?)

Food: Please feed me. Anything will do. I know it doesn't look like it, but I eat constantly and will usually down by burger before you're even on bit 3. #metabolism

So this ended up being a laundry list after all. Fail! But at least it offers a wide possibility of openers, no?
The six things I could never do without
1) My friends--the people closest to me will always be my top priority no matter what
2) That dark, bone-sans-marrow-dry kind of droll humor
3) Creative fulfillment
4) Ironic detachment
5) Grantland and rap genius
6) Nice clothes
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to live a meaningful, beautiful, elite, socially responsible life with love and enjoy it, goddamit.
On a typical Friday night I am
either tottering around awkwardly in some awful club/trying to be a normal 25-year-old girl...or rolling an obscenely obese j and watching a movie with you. Mmmhmm...

Needless to say, I prefer the latter. I guess that makes me a well-socialized introvert but a bad bschool student.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't believe in settling. Being alone is pretty cool, I'm pretty busy, and I am happier keepin' it real on my own--it's better than an average relationship.

I have. however, been the happiest when I've discovered someone awesome to kick it with (with whom to kick it?)--so what I'm looking for is an AMAZING relationship, the kind that broadens and deepens your human experience and changes your worldview forever.
You should message me if
You are introspective and abstract-thinking
You love going on intellectual adventures (and real ones too).
You are confident and consistent in your worldview, and are deeply empathetic, funny as fuck, ambitious, creative, and a baller in the bedroom.


Followed 1) Instructions at top
Meets 2) The basics (I'm Harvard/Stanford, so don't dislike that
Also be 3) hot, smart, funny, 4) looking for the last girl you'll ever want