InstantRepartee
25 Taunton, United States
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My self-summary
Playful. Active. Currently obsessed with eating well and cooking. Lover of bad jokes. Terrible at brevity. Mechanically minded with a penchant for electricity. Lives to use often overlooked words. No matter how bad the traffic gets, I'll always pick a manual transmission over an automatic.

I can get goofy and punchy in a matter of seconds.

Myers-Briggs might very well be the current astrology for the more empirically minded, but I embrace the ENTJ lifestyle.
What I’m doing with my life
Oh, you know, living the dream. I'm currently on tour around the east coast as the head electrician for a show! (Dreams do come true.)

Working, cooking, driving, gym-ing, growing. The usual.
I’m really good at
breathing. helping people solve problems, because I love that feeling. Not taking things too seriously.

fast talking, quick saves, and unexpectedly saying ridiculous things to make everyone paying attention enjoy a quick laugh.

Shredding yoga mats doing mountain climbers.
The first things people usually notice about me
Mohawk. I can be pretty loud and/or talk really fast if I'm excited.

I use "y'all" all the time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hocus Pocus, American Gods, Moscow -- Petushki, Ender's Game, Dead Souls, The Prince, Game of Thrones, Neuromancer, Trashy Gothic Sci-fi

Movies are cool; I like a lot of them. (and semicolons.)

Bob's Burgers, Black Mirror(!), The West Wing, House of Cards(before it lost its fire...looking at you, new season.)

Find me on Spotify: Ironspud

UNC CH Tarheels, Carolina Panthers
The six things I could never do without
1. Water Bottle
2. A steady stream of new music (Thank you, Spotify Discover Weekly playlists)
3. Greek yogurt + granola
4. Raucous laughter
5. Orange (the color, the food, the scent, everything)
6. Ambition that outstrips my experience.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"When will I get to break in these new rock climbing shoes?"
"When can I get a dog...and raise it properly to be my best friend ever?"
"Could the current political season get any more crazy?"
"Did I spell that right? If I ever have to write something down rather than type it, will I know how to spell ANYTHING anymore?"

Oh, and the tiny house I want to build in NC. Right after I buy the perfect plot of land somewhere near the mountains.
On a typical Friday night I am
probably working another event in another venue, maybe watching people donate tens of thousands of dollars like it's pocket change, while I yearn to be at a bar with people I know and love having a good time.

I promise I'm not bitter.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never broken a bone or had a cavity.
I love puns.
You should message me if
You wanna show me some cool puns.
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