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My self-summary
*** I've been blessed with a great career that allows me to pursue my passions and travel all over the country; I'm really looking for locals who would enjoy showing me around their neck of the woods! ***

I am:
In love with dad jokes.
A lover of puns. Puns are good jokes.

Myers-Briggs might very well be the current astrology for the more empirically minded, but I embrace the ENTJ lifestyle.

I'm a feminist and a proponent for social justice. I base my opinions on logical arguments, empiricism, and the morals I was taught as a child-- principally that everyone deserves an equal chance and judgment based on their personal character. Wow, that makes me sound like a stoic. I'm not a stoic.
What I’m doing with my life
Oh, you know, living the dream. (Dreams do come true!)

Visiting every craft brewery I can.
I’m really good at
Not taking things too seriously.
Laughing at the onset of bad news, good news, or really any news.
The first things people usually notice about me
It's probably the mohawk. After that, I like to think it's how polite I am.

I can be pretty loud and talk really fast if I'm excited.

I love some playful verbal sparring.

I use "y'all" a lot.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hocus Pocus, American Gods, Moscow -- Petushki, Ender's Game, Dead Souls, The Prince, Game of Thrones, Neuromancer, Trashy Gothic Sci-fi

Movies are cool; I like a lot of them. (and semicolons.)

Bob's Burgers, Black Mirror(!), The West Wing, House of Cards(before it lost its fire...looking at you, new season.)

Find me on Spotify: Ironspud

UNC CH Tarheels, Carolina Panthers
Six things I could never do without
1. Water Bottle
2. A steady stream of new music (Thank you, Spotify Discover Weekly playlists)
3. Greek yogurt + granola
4. ???
5. Orange (the color, the food, the scent, everything)
6. PROFIT!!!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
"When will I get to break in these new rock climbing shoes?"
"When can I get a dog to be my best friend ever?"
"Could the current political season get any more crazy?"
"Did I spell that right? If I ever have to write something down rather than type it, will I know how to spell ANYTHING anymore?"

Oh, and the tiny house I want to build in NC. Right after I buy the perfect plot of land somewhere near the mountains.
On a typical Friday night I am
What are days of the week? My career doesn't care!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never broken a bone or had a cavity.
I love puns.
You should message me if
You wanna show me some cool puns.
You wanna show me some cool runs.
You wanna show me some cool nuns.
... I'll stop.
The two of us