26Leeds, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
This is going to be horrible, try to survive my profile the best way you can. Criticism expected and welcomed. Trying to improve it.

Before this my friend wrote something really nice about me here, but now it's time to give myself my own review.

I am an average person with no real traits to make me stand out. If I HAVE to think of something then people have mentioned I look at stranges as if I'd hate them all. I can be mean, too honest and I am very straightforward. But that doesn't mean I am a bad person. I just like to say what I think. It is nothing you can come and ask for, though. I give it to people I want.

I should also warn you I don't like it when people try to impress me with things they have no idea about. I don't like it, when people treat me as if I was dumb. Be careful with that, I am not.

I drink, I smoke and I don't really have anything good to say about myself so I should stop here.

Oh, there is one good thing.
If you should ever, ever, pass the slightest chance you have on becoming my friend I will be so fucking loyal and great to you, you will be amazed, whether you like it or not.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, I am just wasting it in order to be prepared for september. Seriously. I don't even have a hobby. I just sit around, go to work and wait for the weekend to drink. And when I do drink, I drink a lot because time's not wasted when you're getting wasted.

To be honest I don't live in Leeds. Planning to move there in September.
I’m really good at
Judging people
The first things people usually notice about me
I have no idea but if you try to come up with something cliche like I should write my eyes here then you're gonna have a bad time.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I watch a lot of movies and I love documentaries. Also horror movies. I get really scared and mostly I hide behind a pillow, but I love watching them with a guy. I am a hypocrite and not afraid to admit it. I like guys who can watch horror movies without getting scared. It's sexy.

Favorite books? You don't know these books. Trust me. I like books you can relate to. Books that still make sense even though they were written years ago. THAT'S literature.

The music varies so much there is no point starting to list it all in here.
Six things I could never do without
My family, my dog, a roof over my head, some food, the internet and alcohol.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
People. Why they behave like they do and how to fix that.
On a typical Friday night I am
As mentioned above either work or out with some friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once accidentally made a guy take a taxi and drive 110 miles. We didn't work out.

I am not a bad person, I really try not to be. I didn't expect him to do it, I didn't want him to do it, he just did it.
You should message me if
If you have 'laid back' written in your self-summary box I will find you and destroy everything and everyone you've ever loved.

Also I am super shallow. Sorry
The two of us