Truth is, I always forget to put the toilet seat down. I'm impulsive, will base an important life decision off a coin flip and believe rules are made to be broken. I'm incredibly sarcastic, often push boundaries and solve problems far better than I listen to them. I refuse to try on clothes before I buy them, won't get excited about a new pair of shoes or purse and The Book of Mormon is the only musical I will acknowledge. Essentially I'm a man and I don't try to hide that for your approval. I still can't figure out how to fold a fitted sheet, I shoot my underwear at the hamper like I'm Michael Jordan and I will always giggle at sexual references. Sunday's are a day of football, the Lakers will always be my first love and I believe the Fast and the Furious is the greatest movie franchise of all time (I dare you to prove me wrong). That said I'm not some animal and I was raised by an English mother so I have manners and believe chivalry is not dead. I fully understand it's the guys job to take out the trash, I love to cook meals from scratch and can fix almost anything around the house. I still cry almost every time I watch Rudy, my spider killing skills are truly legendary and I appreciate a good chick flick which I make a great cuddle buddy for (I take my role of big spoon very seriously). Basically I'm Vince Vaughn in Four Christmas's.... I will always open the door for you and then slap your ass as you walk through.
I believe, we all "think" we know what we want in life until something just clicks and you realize you think you know but you have no idea (yes I still watch the Real World). I have a hard time understanding when someone has a long list of things they want on here because how can you know if you've never had it? If you have had it and it didn't work then how can those things be what you want? Maybe I'm crazy but all I know if I have no idea what I want other than to be happy and I am completely open to what that may look like. I'm looking for a feeling that I haven't felt before, even if it's something that you can't explain why it works but it just does. I’m not looking for my best friend or someone to spend every waking moment with and I don't expect you to care about my fantasy team's or understand the intricacies of the triangle offense... That said, I'm not interested in someone that is freshly out of a relationship and doesn't know themselves yet and needs a relationship so to not be alone or is jaded by the past and I am already guilty until proven innocent. I also expect you to have taken the time to fill our your profile and have some recent pics with a full body pic included so I can decide whether I want to get to know you better, just as I have given you (In fairness, I'm sure you Mom and friends think you're amazing but I don't know you yet so I don't think that's too much to ask). At the end of the day, I just want to meet someone that I hit it off with and when each date is over, I can't wait to see them again with no other expectations.
So, if you have read this far you should probably just send me a message and say hi. I mean you're not getting these 20 mins of your life back anyways so you might as well get your money's worth. :)
Movies: Wedding Crashers, Hangover, Anchorman, Shawshank Redemption, Gran Torino, Rudy, Goodwill Hunting, Old School
TV: Breaking Bad, The Wire, Mad Men, Californiacation, Entourage, Modern Family, Dexter, Rob and Big
Music: Country is definitely my go to but it really depends on my mood and what im doing. Anything from Hip Hop to Country
Food: My 3 favorite things to eat are Sushi, Pizza, Steak
Good Sex - There, I said it!
GPS - It's killed my sense of direction but I feel it's a fair trade
Friends - More specifically, my friends! I don't have a large family so they ARE my family. They keep me grounded, put me in my place when I need it and always call me out on my bullshit.