35Fremont, United States
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My self-summary
I just realized that my profile is in serious need of an update. A major re-write is on it's way.
What I’m doing with my life
I am a freelance Tech Support/Advertising Designer by day, and I spin records at night!

I used to be a bouncer, whether I applied for the job or if the place I was working at could not afford one and all of a sudden I had to remove filth that would wander into the bar/nightclub/store that I would work at.

I also used to be a cook, and a butcher (yes I used to cut up dead animals and served them to people)
I’m really good at
•Urinating in public places
•Listening to music backwards
•Making up imaginary friends to converse with
•Hiding under tables and odd places
•Stealing toilets
•Making clothing out of potato sacks
•Making Prime Real-Estate out of cardboard boxes
•Eating Burgers at record speeds
•Shaping and Baking chocolate chip cookies to look like turds
•Recreational Tourette's Syndrome type of activities
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor. If you don't like it, you can go F@#$ yourself!

My nice hair. It grows fast and it's thick!
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I like Indian food, mexican food, chicken burgers, and bacon.

My fav tv shows:
Star Trek (from TOS - Enterprise, TNG and DS9 were the best)
Law & Order (Original and SVU)
CSI (all shows)
NY: Undercover
Reno 911!
Nash Bridges
Miami Vice

To summarize my tv viewing preferences, I am basically a Trek Whore and TV Pig Wannabe!

As far as movies go:
Star Trek (TMP to Nemesis, most noteably II, III, IV, VI, Gen, FC, and Nemesis)
Most Michael Keaton films
Night Shift
All Batman Films (except the one with Clooney)
Most Governator Schwarzenegger Films
All Terminator films and spinoffs
Nearly all James Bond films (my preference is Roger Moore)
Most ghetto films

Here is my list for Music:
Hip Hop (Old School, Semi-New School, and Underground ONLY)
New Wave
EMO Ballad
some 90's Alt Rock
Super Alternative to the Alternative Rock (such as Ween and Butthole Surfers)
R&B and old school Disco

Oh and I watch a lot of cartoons too!
Six things I could never do without
Clean Cold Water
I spend a lot of time thinking about
thinking too much
On a typical Friday night I am
At work (I work in a bar/nightclub)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I still watch cartoons and play with action figures
You should message me if
you should just message me
The two of us