One friend likened me to a salted caramel, draw your own conclusions. Another pointed out this may be a panda bear profile. I'll be lucky to mate with anything!
Sometimes I'm an idiot, but when I'm not being an idiot I'm above average.
I don't have much of a life but it takes all my time.
I'm a sucker for an accent, dimples, smiles, shorties, pixies, elves , non conformists, weirdos, freckles, glasses, and heels, also loads of other shit.
I have opinions on everything and sometimes the manners to keep those opinions to myself.
Daydreaming dirty thoughts.
The snooze button.
Getting the next round.
Who are we kidding, let's go get a drink or five. We can start with made-up high standards and devolve to nonsensical BS.
Rolling over and going back to sleep
English Football (Soccer)
Things I dont like (also in no particular order).
I sometimes refer to this site as beers with strangers, so let's go get a beer and see if there's any interest in spending any more time together (other beverages are available).