44San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I've given up on OKC and think is a complete waste of time. That said I oscillate between looking for the raunchiest illegal porno sex I can imagine and the next great love of my life. A combination of the two would be mind blowing.
What I’m doing with my life
Bored, boring, living, dying.
I’m really good at
Minding my own business.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm an asshole and a pervert. I have some unpopular opinions and I'm usually not shy about sharing them. That said I'm not a lawyer. There's a reason this site is full of lawyers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's go get sushi or tacos and trade notes on this.
Who are we kidding, let's go get a drink or five. We can start with made-up high standards and devolve to nonsensical BS.
Six things I could never do without
Things I like (in no particular order).

Fresh air
The outdoors
Rolling over and going back to sleep
English Football (Soccer)
Good Food

Things I dont like (also in no particular order).

Gory movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pedal strokes, Soccer, and Sailboats. I was told to leave the obvious off this list, but mainly the obvious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday's my Saturday so you should probably catch up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty weird. It doesn't always show but there are plenty of clues. The better you know me the weirder I get. You should be ready for that. You need not be weird to hang but the exceptional are enthusiastically encouraged to apply.
You should message me if
.... You're a surgeon, optometrist, psychologist, or dentist. I'm pretty sure the warranty on this carcass just ran out and it's now rapidly falling apart.

I sometimes refer to this site as beers with strangers, so let's go get a beer and see if there's any interest in spending any more time together (other beverages are available).
The two of us