43 San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
Current status update:
One friend likened me to a salted caramel, draw your own conclusions. Another pointed out this may be a panda bear profile. I'll be lucky to mate with anything!

Sometimes I'm an idiot, but when I'm not being an idiot I'm above average.
I don't have much of a life but it takes all my time.
I'm a sucker for an accent, dimples, smiles, shorties, pixies, elves , non conformists, weirdos, freckles, glasses, and heels, also loads of other shit.
I have opinions on everything and sometimes the manners to keep those opinions to myself.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm fitter than most and more of a wreck than many. I don't do half way, but I alternate sides often. I've worked in the bicycle industry for a long, long time. Bicycles aren't everything to me but I often find them pretty captivating.
I’m really good at
Almost anything bike related.
Daydreaming dirty thoughts.
The snooze button.
Getting the next round.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm an asshole and a pervert. I have some unpopular opinions and I'm usually not shy about sharing them. That said I'm not a lawyer. There's a reason this site is full of lawyers.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Let's go get sushi or tacos and trade notes on this.
Who are we kidding, let's go get a drink or five. We can start with made-up high standards and devolve to nonsensical BS.
The six things I could never do without
Things I like (in no particular order).

Fresh air
The outdoors
Rolling over and going back to sleep
English Football (Soccer)
Good Food

Things I dont like (also in no particular order).

Gory movies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pedal strokes, Soccer, and Sailboats. I was told to leave the obvious off this list, but mainly the obvious.
On a typical Friday night I am
Friday's my Saturday so you should probably catch up.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm pretty weird. It doesn't always show but there are plenty of clues. The better you know me the weirder I get. You should be ready for that. You need not be weird to hang but the exceptional are enthusiastically encouraged to apply.
You should message me if
.... You're a surgeon, optometrist, psychologist, or dentist. I'm pretty sure the warranty on this carcass just ran out and it's now rapidly falling apart.

I sometimes refer to this site as beers with strangers, so let's go get a beer and see if there's any interest in spending any more time together (other beverages are available).