ItsnotWill
30 Philadelphia, United States
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My self-summary
Well, I've traveled the world a whole bunch and aim to do so again. Admittedly, saying you like to travel is only slightly less bullshit than saying you like to laugh or have fun, because of course you do, but I guess it's a pretty good starting point.

Works well with others
Raises hand before giving an answer
Knows a lot of useless facts (read: I do a lot of quizzo)

Just your average God-fearing, gun-toting, blue-blooded American.

*Note: I am none of those things, except for American. I am that.

A friend and I have a tradition of attending the flower show every year. We're not really into that kinda thing, but it's a good opportunity to get out of our comfort zone and see another side of life. It's a very post-modern experience in a lot of ways, especially with this year's theme being America's national parks. It was a lot of highly cultivated replicas of natural landscapes, with people taking photos as if they were the real thing. Hyperreal, man.

That about sums me up.
What I’m doing with my life
Working at a government contractor as basically a liaison between the government and my company. Basically, when we get a complaint from a Senator's office, I make it go away.

I also recently got back from doing a Master's in Aberdeen, Scotland, which was just the best thing.
I’m really good at
Pogo stick. I've been called the Michael Jordan of it. I haven't really done it in years, but that's more a product of me not having one or knowing anyone who does than anything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I am not Michael Keaton. It's pretty glaring.

Other than that, I guess I'd say the tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
White Noise, Pale Fire, Lolita, Simulacra and Simulation, East of Eden, Sidewalks, My Misspent Youth, Norwegian Wood, Last Exit to Brooklyn

Wings of Desire, Aguirre, House, Vivre Sa Vie, Paris, Texas, In the Mood for Love, The White Ribbon, Tokyo Drifter, A Serious Man, Stroszek, Blade Runner, Bullitt, M*A*S*H, Oldboy, Rushmore, Raging Bull, Annie, Barry Lyndon, Night On Earth, Ex-Machina, It Follows, What We Do in the Shadows

Peep Show, Arrested Development, Seinfeld, Home Movies, Rick and Morty, Fargo

Gang of Four, New Order, Orange Juice, Mission of Burma, Wire, Trust, Austra, Wild Nothing, Sonic Youth, Elliott Smith, Twin Shadow, The Fugees, Refused, Fugazi, Bowie, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, Crystal Castles, El Guincho, Arthur Russell, Braid, Sunny Day Real Estate, Mineral, The Promise Ring

Vietnamese, Korean, Mexican, pretty much everything, and of course anything that you can get at a good brunch place or bar.
The six things I could never do without
My bike!
Coffee...just...so much coffee
Criterion Collection
Days like today
Music
A sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do Americans say "gray," or "grey?"

“It was important for him to believe that he'd spent his life among people who kept missing the point.”

When do I have time to get my car fixed? (Never)
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at a bar or friends' houses. I worked all week for this, dammit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never been to a Bar Mitzvah and I'm kind of embarrassed about it.
You should message me if
You wanna let me ride in the sidecar of your motorcycle, especially if you have a pair of old-timey goggles I could wear.

If you used to raise your hand in class a whole bunch. If you still do, that's OK too.
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