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My self-summary
Well, I've traveled the world a whole bunch and aim to do so again. Admittedly, saying you like to travel is only slightly less bullshit than saying you like to laugh or have fun, because of course you do, but I guess it's a pretty good starting point.

Works well with others
Raises hand before giving an answer
Knows a lot of useless facts (read: I do a lot of quizzo)

Just your average God-fearing, gun-toting, blue-blooded American.

*Note: I am none of those things, except for American. I am that.

A friend and I have a tradition of attending the flower show every year. We're not really into that kinda thing, but it's a good opportunity to get out of our comfort zone and see another side of life. It's a very post-modern experience in a lot of ways. This year was Holland, so it was very tulip-heavy. Most of the displays had something to do with windmills and bikes, which is cool, but I feel like there's a lot more to the Dutch than that. But maybe not!

That about sums me up.
What I’m doing with my life
Working a boring ol' office job while at the same time trying to find a slightly less boring job in a slightly better office. It's a vicious cycle.

I also recently got back from doing a Master's in Aberdeen, Scotland, which was just the best thing.
I’m really good at
Pogo stick. I've been called the Michael Jordan of it. I haven't really done it in years, but that's more a product of me not having one or knowing anyone who does than anything else.
The first things people usually notice about me
That I'm really tired. God, why am I so tired?

Other than that, I guess I'd say the tattoos.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
White Noise, Pale Fire, Lolita, Simulacra and Simulation, East of Eden, Sidewalks, My Misspent Youth, Norwegian Wood, Last Exit to Brooklyn

Wings of Desire, Aguirre, House, Vivre Sa Vie, Paris, Texas, In the Mood for Love, The White Ribbon, Tokyo Drifter, A Serious Man, Stroszek, Blade Runner, Bullitt, M*A*S*H, Oldboy, Rushmore, Raging Bull, Annie, Barry Lyndon, Night On Earth, Ex-Machina, It Follows, What We Do in the Shadows

Peep Show, Seinfeld, Home Movies, Rick and Morty

Gang of Four, New Order, Orange Juice, Wire, Trust, Austra, Wild Nothing, Sonic Youth, Elliott Smith, Twin Shadow, The Fugees, Refused, Fugazi, Bowie, Tom Waits, Lou Reed, El Guincho, Arthur Russell, Braid, Sunny Day Real Estate, Mineral, Boris, Black Marble. This all changes week to week, though.

All the foods
Six things I could never do without
My bike! much coffee
A pen. I've always got a pen on hand, so to speak
Days like today
A sixth thing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Do Americans say 'gray,' or 'grey?' Turns out we say 'gray.' Thanks, OKC team.

“It was important for him to believe that he'd spent his life among people who kept missing the point.”

Good Lord, where'd my money go?
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably at a bar or friends' houses. I worked all week for this, dammit.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've never been to a Bar Mitzvah and I'm kind of embarrassed about it.
You should message me if
You wanna go hiking out Wissahickon ways.

If you used to raise your hand in class a whole bunch. If you still do, that's OK too.

You're horrified by our current state of affairs. Like, please don't be cool with the Muslim ban, for example.
The two of us